Check that copy and paste jobby out.  I'm a fucking genius - that's right, this Friday (May 1st), get your asses lubed and ready for a heavy fucking from Plagues, Elsid, Throwing Knives, Steel mind and Elsid in a classic Le Pub extravaganza that'll have you dripping at your titties and begging for one more slice.  ONE MORE SLICE. 

Doors are at 8 and it's a free show... so none of this "I bought my mother a fine leather purse this week and spent the rest of my student loan on a hooker that gave me swine" shit.  Or the classic "I got paid LAST Friday and spent it all on paedo cream for my balls and whilst applying it I accidently wiped my ass the wrong way incurring skids on my sack, I just can't make it this time Phil, maybe next time". 

Now that I've covered every sneaky little bullshit base, I’ll be seeing you there I bet.