We didn't really know about this until after it had happened on Monday night, but thanks to an anonymous tip-off through the medium of intoxicating smoke signals we found out that bearded Kiwi and DJ – Zane Lowe (Radio 1) – is on board the FFS ship. Thanks to the kindness of strangers we came off top.

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Another mole has just told me that we are also nominated for Song of the Week or Record of the Week (whatever it's called) of Shaun Keaveny's show on BBC 6 Music this week, if there's any way of voting for us I don't know, but please do if there is! His show is on daily at 7am-10am for anyone who gets up that early in the real world.

Thanks alot to anyone who texted in to Zane's show on Monday and said good things about our track - we'd like to know who you are – we'll send you a can of Becks... true dat.

xo