I did this quiz like two years ago. Gunna re-do it and see how much wee Joode has changed, eh.

100 Questions

1. Full Name: Jude Mortimer.
2. Nicknames: "Jood in da nood"/"Chicken Licken"/"Joodeypops".
3. Birthday: 30th December 1988.
4. Place of Birth: Kowloon, Hong Kong.
5. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn.
6. Male or Female: Female, obv.
7. Grade: 10/10 for sexy skillz.
8. School: Glasgow Caledonian Uni. (Caley's not a college.)
9. Occupation: Sexybitch.
10. Residence: Caley court, BABY.
11. MSN Screen Name: "Joode [is currently realising that she is too sexy to care] CBA."

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Blonde.
13. Hair Length: Iunno..long.
14. Eye color: Blue.
15. Weight: Heavier than I used to be *le sigh*.
16. Height: 5'4.
17. Braces?: Sadly, yes.
18. Glasses?: Nope.
19. Piercings: Yep.
20. Tattoos: Soon.
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty.

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: I cannae remember, tbh.
23. First Award: "A certificate for Judith for having a big, happy smile which always cheers me up. Date: 11/12/98. By: Miss. Roberts." Oh, guys..
24. First Sport You Joined: Hockey, I guess. I made it to the best team, then I quit because the PE teachers were perves.
25. First pet: Guinea pigs, I think. One was ginger and called Angie. Years later, I came across another ginger pig called Angie. She's now my other half on bebo. I'm not gay, but I'd do her.                              26. First Real Vacation: Fuerteventura, I guess.
27. First Concert: Don Francisco. I still love him.
28. First Love: Shep. Then they took him away from me. Rubbish times.

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Bridget Jones' Diary, Cinderella, Bad Boys.
30. TV Show: The Simple Life, Family Guy, Hollyoaks.
31. Color: Teal, Electric Pink, Black.
32. Rapper: Tupac Shakur. xx
33. Bands: Dashboard Confessional, Tegan and Sara, Alexisonfire, City&Colour, Switchfoot.
34. Song Right Now: CBA.
35. Friends: Clearly my Moo and my Boo - with Bump.
36. Candy: I'm a fattie. Feed me?
37. Sport to Play: No thanks.
38. Restuarant: McDonalds, obv.
39. Favorite brand: No thanks.
40. Store: Tescos always wins.
41. School Subject: Spanish, I guess. Weird..at GCSE it was my worst subject. I'm free from Mr. Adair and Mrs. MacDonald tho. Good times!
42. Animal: Wee Mearnsy Moo. He's my hero.
43. Book: The Pact - Jodi Picoult. All of her books are amazing, actually.
44. Magazine: Love it! - I do friggen love it.
45. Shoes: I dunno...if I like them, I wear them. Simple AS.

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Bored and fed up.
47. Single or Taken?: Taken.

48. Have a crush: Only on my sister. Not sorry.
49. Eating: Nothing. (For once..)
50. Drinking: Juice.
51. Typing: To my other half, Angie Bangie...even tho she lives like an inch away from me.
52. Online?: Of course.
53. Listening To: Tonic.
54. Thinking About: Life, the future.
55. Wanting To: forget the past 10 years of my life. CBA.
56. Watching: Angie's MSN box flash. She thinks I'm ignoring her, thanks to this quiz.                                                                                                                                                          57. Wearing: Skirt, footless tights, top. Yep.

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Two please. A girl and a boy.
59. Want to be Married?: Not sure.
60. Careers in Mind: Child Psychologist. If that fails, then a lapdancer.
61. Where do you want to live: Devon? I don't care. Somewhere nice.
62. Car: A silver BMW Z4.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Dark.
64. Hair length: Long.
65. Eye color: CBA.
67. Cute or Sexy: Bitta both.
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes, clearly.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Hugs.
70. Short or Tall: Taller than me.
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic.
73. Fatty or Skinny: In between.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
76. Sweet or Caring: Caring.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Neither.

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Too many times. Oh, my regrets..
79. Had Alcohol: Clearly.
80. Smoked:  Yep. Coz I was a stupid bitch.
81. Ran Away From Home: Yep.
82. Broken a bone: Never.
83. Got an X-ray: Yep.
84. Been with someone: Yep.
85. Broken Someones Heart: Probably.
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yep.
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yep.
88. Cried At School: Yep.

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Yes.
90. Miracles: Yes.

91. Love At First sight: I fell in love with Mearnsy at first sight, so yeah.
92. Ghosts: Yeah.
93. Aliens: No thanks.
94. Soul Mates: Yep. I've already found mine. He's an obese ball of fluff and is called MOOMOOFACE. xx
95. Heaven: Yeah.
96. Hell: Unfortunately, yeah.
97. Angels: Yeah.
98. Kissing on The First Date: As long as you've not got on like a schleeg the whole night.                                                                                                                   99. Horoscopes: Nope. I study Astronomy, and I was told my teacher that they're bull. MAH MUMMAH DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL. Obv.

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Yep. My wee baby. He'll be in B-Town waiting for me, when I get home tho. I miss him loads xxx