Hey folks, D. A. Vestermoore here again. Last time we talked about this topic, I went over a few dumb overly used and nonsensical statements and phrases used massively by kids in school. Today, we will cover even more things that annoy me. Here we go!

First off: Internet "Gangster" Talk
            Alright, I'm sure you ladies and gents have seen this. People spelling their words with c's in it with k's in it instead. News flash: you don't need to disrespect the Crips on here. Gangsters are like apes. They are too stupid to use the computer. You are not in the Bloods, sorry to tell you. I only know one decent person who professes to be in the bloods, and he is computer illiterate, but I suppose I believe him. Other than that, no excuses!!!!

            Also, there is no excuse to seriously act like you are going to hurt someone when you have no capability to do something. Having pants below your knees does not make you look tough, it makes you look like I could easily trip you. Plus, how can you run from the police if you have to keep pulling your pants up? Get a belt, bro. I would understand if you were a little lanky kid with no money and you had to wear your dad's clothes, but I would recommend a rope belt in that case, as there is no point in wasting money on a belt if you can't afford it. This generally is not the case, however.

Next: Spelling second person words wrong along with other words
            Okay, when my friends spell you're as "your", I correct them. I mean, doesn't the statement, "Your hot!" mean that it is my hot? I am not sure how I would own thermal energy, but whatever. Just spell words like they are. "How is your aunt?" is acceptable, as is "You're looking pretty ugly today." However, "How is you're aunt?" and "Your looking pretty ugly today." isn't. 

            As if this wasn't bad enough, people spell you as yew. This makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE! It still uses the same amount of letters. You aren't even saving yourself time. I'm pretty sure we all use the computer with a keyboard, so that means you do not need to act like you are typing on a phone keypad. I mean, most phones now have QWERTY keyboards anyway, and I just use my 1-9 keys to type each word out.  "Hw r yew doin bebe?" makes absolutely no sense. How much harder would it be to say, "How are you doing, baby?" Seriously. Even worse than this is yewr. I am not sure if this is supposed to be your or you're. I suppose it is supposed to mean you're but people think they are replicating your because they do not know when to use contractions instead of possessives. Yew is a type of tree, you aren’t.

            Spell stuff right, when you know how. It isn't hard. Spelling words wrong only makes you look foolish.

Thirdly: Posting your garbage on MySpace and internet in general
            This topic spans a broad range of happenings. The most important would be drugs/alcohol. None of yewr friends want to see yew drink on MySpace. We don't care. I don't care how cool your party was, I was either there or I don't need to know about it unless something incredibly significant happened. I don't drink, and I don't smoke or do any kind of drugs, and I think you can do what you want. Just don't bring it here. Red cups means party, and I'm cool with that. When I said "We don't care.", I didn't mean colleges and schools and police and jobs. If you are under 21, you can get busted for drinking under age, because you posted YOUR OWN evidence. How dumb can you be? Putting pictures of the 200 beer cans you downed before you died is not cool. What do you think colleges think when they see that? They think, "Oh, there's another partier. Partying is alright, but these kids are losers and probably won't go far to further the strong image of our wonderful school." And schools will tell the police. On a tier that is somewhat lower because the repercussions are not as long lived is businesses finding out. Businesses see you as a liability if you post your drinking and drug garbage on here. What kind of worker will come in if he is always getting high? If you don't follow my advice on this, at least follow my advice on not posting your marijuana or whatever drug you're into on here. Don't set your background as rotating weed and don't set your status as GET HIGH.

            Besides your drinking pictures, you should also not post your harsh words. Don't post about your underage drinking parties before they happen or your garbage about killing people. People see that, and you stand a strong chance at getting in significant trouble. If you don't want pedophiles chasing you, don't put half-naked pictures on (especially girls). Duh. I think a good rule to follow is: If you don't want it to catch up with you, don't post it. People just want to hear lies. Nobody really wants to know you. The real you gets you into trouble on the internet, unless you are a swell person.

Fourth on the agenda: Bulletins
            Nothing annoys me more than reposted bulletins. Bulletins are there to tell you what is going on with people. Instead, it turned into a spam board. I think MySpace should have a bulletin board and then a fake spam one to post stupid surveys and warnings about how MySpace is shutting down and the rest of the shit that people make up. Okay, scratch that. Nothing angers me more than those things that people send around telling people that MySpace is clearing out accounts and they have to repost or send to 60 people or they will lose their account. The worst things MySpace has ever done was implementing the repost function on the bulletin board and the carbon copy function in the messaging system. Now, useless crap is being sent to anyone. Back to the MySpace deleting accounts thing, that is COMPLETE AND UTTER lies. First off, MySpace, along with any other site in the world, really, does not have the capabilities of tracking a message like that to individual people, especially if it is being sent out on a large scale. Only a great MySpace-message-embeddable virus would solve that. As far as I know, those are not usable, and even if they were, they would be very impractical. On another note, why the hell would MySpace delete accounts? Fox pulls in tons of money from advertisements and functions caused by MySpace members. MySpace RELIES on the millions of users. Removing them would remove profits. That is retarded.

            Tom isn't even real anymore. His admin account is owned and operated by Fox. You think a single man could program and fix such a huge site? He doesn't do anything. He is the "Big Brother" of the site. He didn't even come up or implement the concept of MySpace initially. He was a latecomer.

Lastly (for now): Girls on MySpace
            Most of you are unintelligible in your writing. Sorry. Also, && is extremely idiotic. Only one ampersand, please. Tell me, does this make sense? "And and we are the hottest girls." Nope. It doesn't. Conceited garbage. You don't have the best friends in the world, I promise.

Good day to you. More to come. Have fun at prom, I know I will! Don’t die!