Current mood:
pissed off
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Hello. Ever had that proverbial nut contact you & ask you for advice so they can tell you their long, drawn out story? You listen & then they ask you for advice & no matter what comes out of your mouth, they've thought of that already & have a pat answer for it. Youo ever had that? Frustrating, isn't it?
Lately I've been running into that with some folks who contact me wanting help. It's like they ask me to listen to their sad story so I do & then ask me, 'What Would Moloch Do?" So I give them an answer & get flack back from them! Excuse me? You came to me, dumbass, remember? YOU asked me for my opinion and I gave it to you. If you don't want hear my thoughts, theories & suggestions, then STOP before you ask me for my opinjion!
I've sort of always been the 'Sorcerer's Sorcerer' & when practitioners come to me, they have a theory in their thick heads that they want me to agree with. Well if I don't agree with it, then I'm not going to feed your ego & agree with you regardless. Got that? If you come to me asking me my opinion,I'll give it to you. IF you know the answer alredy, then FIX IT! Gee how tough is that?
No I'm not talking about Apprentices or Students but rather the ones who are 'Sexual Intellectuals' a.k.a. 'Fucking Know-It-Alls'. I don't have time to indulge your fantasies that is unless you want to empty your wallet into my open palm. THEN you can say whatever you want & I'll listen & nod my head.
Really, let's call it as we see it, ok? IF you're so damned bright, then why in the bloody hell are you asking others about your situation? consequently, IF you're not getting the results you want with what you've done thus far, doesn't it stand to reason that MAYBE you should change strategies & tactics???? Hello? Am I alone in this assertion?
It really is aggravating to have to deal with someone who just does not get it. Especially when they come to you complaining about their situation & telling you al of this crap they've read or listened to from either shitty Magic books OR some dunderhead who doesn't know a charcoal brick from a dried dog turd.
If you're taking advice from Jehosophat the Rune Vitki or Manbo Moron or Pepi the Palero, then WHY in blue blazes are you bothering me? For what? Confirmation? Screw that! I'm not interested in judging someone else's advice or work. Let's face it, I'm of the opinion that the majority of the Metaphysical Bozos out there are just that regardless of what perfume they spray on themselves. Look you can polish a turd but it's still just a turd. You can spray perfume on a turd & it's still just a turd.
I'm a Sorcerer & a Houngan and I'm busy. I've got materials I'm trying to get finished, orders filled, students & Apprentices helped & clients made happy. You want to come along & tell me I need to listen to your nonsense & on top of that you tell me I'm WRONG??? That, folks, is unmitigated temerity!
I'm not too busy to listen to a real, potential client but to listen to bullshit about Wanda the Wiccan or Tim the Enchanter? Bah. The lot of them I have no use for nor tiem for. So if you want to go & listen to them go for it. BUT do not come whining to me when you've emptied your pockets & then expect me to take pity on you & help you out for free or cheaply. You gave those dolts your wad, that's your problem.
And come to me with at least a LITTLE humility. Gee-zuss H. Krye-st! I'm not asking you to beg or cower but don't come at me like you know everything. Because if you do, then OUT the door you go. I don't give a rat's patootie who you are, where you've been, what you've studied or anything. IF you're not getting the results doing what you've done thus far, then you must change them. If you don't wish to do that, then you are either a moron or insane neither of which I have time for.
Sorcery requires intelligence, patience & understanding. Most folks do not have the wherewithal to handle any of that. They all want McMagic - "I'll have a new career, a new home, a new love interest & I'll take fries iwth that please" Thank yo Ronald! Here you go, your order is complete. Please come again.
A modicum of persistence is required as well so give it a little time. If you can't, well then come to me & be prepared to crack open your wallet. BUT do NOT come to me knowing what the answer is because, "Physician, Heal Thyself!" Got that? Good. Because if you don't, then I'll be happy to insertmy size 13 boot up your ass to massage your brain.