I've just killed a nasty looking creature... would not know what it is... long body, curved hook like tail that looks like it can sting something terrible..... very small. I apologised before sending it to insect heaven. Came crawling under my arm as I am sitting here minding my own business. I flicked at it and it raised its sting tail thingie.. *shudder*
That's when I decided bumping it off was the only way forward....
to think of me lying innocently in bed to have something like THAT creeping over me! *shrieks*
Have I ever introduced you people to the South African Parktown Prawn (mole cricket)? Looking for pic now.. hang on a minnit...
This one has passed over (as that charlaten Edwards says) but make no mistake it could revive itself @ any minute and leap for your face. horrific creatures (very difficult to kill)
There are certain things one must never contemplate - such as what falls into one's mouth as one sleeps or what the people in the reaturant kitchen really do with your food. Other day I saw someone washing beer glassses in the most filthy water you can imagine and then add ten! Horrors! Drink out of bottles, people!
My childhood friend Louise's mom used to tell us an horrific tale of how she once watched some women making a fruit salad. ... if I tell you you will be forever put off even CONTEMPLATING a fruit salad and that story is to this day why I NEVER and I mean NEVER!!!! order a fruit salad in a restaurant, and will not eat it other than if I made it myself. And I am not the squeamish type. 
In the interest of keeping people's fruit intake to the desirable levels I will close the book on this sordid tale.
I must tell you, diverting from the main point now, how I notice the change in interest levels when I put up a sexy avatar, from when I have an ordinary one.
Just today I had a man from Dubai punting his sexy 6ft height and wanting to play on Skype. If only he knew I am rather podge.. makes me laugh actually - how predictable some men are. Don't they know they are rather transparent?