The Beyotcces RULE!
Oh, wait. There's this little thing called "THE PLAYOFFS" we must enter to show our amazing bocce prowess. We don't want to belabor the point any longer, so here's the schedule:
By the way...we are ranked in 7th place!!! How did that happen? Amazing skill? Luck? No, no...sheer beauty and bestiality!
THE BEEYOTCEES v. BOURBON BALLS (rank: 14)
SUNDAY, APRIL 22 - 1:30 - 2:15 PM
...and, if we win, we go on the same day at 3:00 PM against If You Want My Bocce (rank: 10) or Veni Vedi Bocce (rank: 11)
STAY TUNED!