Much internet chatter on worthless sites like punknews have led us to make an official statement on why the FELDMANS are named the FELDMANS. It is simply because of our undying admiration for the greatest movie actor of our times, Corey Feldman. We know true thesbians we we see them , not fly-by-night C listers like Pitt and Jolie. Dear friends, Corey is king of cinema in the way we are the KINGS of all things ROCK.
Who else could but an actor of Corey Feldman's stature, can have an entry in the dictionary describing the life on heighest plateau of movie stardom and carry sexual connotations AT THE SAME TIME????
Corey Feldman....
(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while
commenting on their failed career.
(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation
to have anal
sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul. ....
1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman
2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last
night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!
[Urban Dictionary entry via http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Corey%20Feldman]
So here starts a contest...write the best FELDMANS band dictionary entry in the comments below - remember the "gift" that is our rock n roll and our hyponticly large genitelia - and if your entry is picked by Chris Heee (at the height of his quotidian drunkeness), JP Slouch will write a song about you, immortalizing you in such a way, that TC Bonelocs and rev. Leech will refuse to ever play the ditty.
Deal? OK. Get to work!