January 2007 I decided to take a vacation to Jamaica. I stayed at an all inclusive resort called Hedonism. It appealed to me because the brochure said they catered to singles and couples and the minimum age to be allowed in was 18. One interesting aspect of the resort is that they have 2 beaches. They have the Prude beach and the Nude beach. Well I knew if I didn't go to the Nude beach, when I got home, I would have regretted being too modest to do it so to hell with it. I got a towel, dropped trou and went to tan on the nude beach. While out on the beach I made some observations and learned a few things that I would like to share. 

#1) 99.99875% of naked people don't look like magazine models

#2) 100% of people have defects.

#3) There is such a thing as a bad boob job.

#4) If you go out on the nude beach get ready to see Grandma and Grandpa naked.

#5) SUNBLOCK !!! Parts of your body that don't see much sun in Indiana need liberal amounts of sunblock in Jamaica.

#6) Be careful just how long you spend applying sunblock to those body parts. Even the nude beach has standards.