This post for dumb ass customers and stupid questions:
Fairly late on a Friday a customer comes in and wants a pizza and is very specific about how he wants it cooked to the point i almost asked him if he wanted to just take the thing home raw and cook it himself.  He wanted to be sure that after is went through a 400something degree oven for seven minute if the pizza would be hot?........ after staring at him for a while like he was a dumb ass i answered yes.
A customer comes in one afternoon and wants to order a mia pizza its one of cheepest thing on the menue without a coupon.  He says he has a coupon so we take his order for a medium mia wich came to before tax 5.99 and then he hands me a coupon for a large pizza for 9.99.......  He then can't understand why he can't get the coupon price for about fifteen minutes. 
One of the stores i used to work at was right next to a subway.  After a long day of work while waiting on a friend of mine i went to grab a sandwich at the subway.  A man walks up to one of the subway employees who is making sandwiches and tells him that they ordered about five pizzas a few minutes ago and that they might not be ready yet but he want's to go ahead and pay for them and then wait......  It is now the subway employee's turn to look at the customer like they are complete and total morrons and then when the customer still dosn't catch on they direct them to the giant green sighn that reads SUBWAY
Now this one is probubly the oldest one that i can remember but its still funny.  A man came into the store late one night and ordered a canadian bacon and pinapple pizza.  Now in Pizza Hut canadian bacon and ham are the same thing.  When shown his pizza he argued that that wasn't canadian bacon that he had been to canada and knew what it looked like and that wasn't it.  After explaining the concept that canadian bacon meant the way ham was cut he was even angrier and stormed out of the store.  I would have felt bad about the fact that he paid for the order then left it there but the next night he was back ordered the same thing paid for it the only difference was he remembered to take his order with him when he left.
Now the last one of the night:
I answer the phone and ask the customer if it will be for delivery or carryout.  The customer instantly asks:  "Do you deliver?"
Trying not to make the dumb person feel any more stupid I say yes then ask for their phone number to pull up an adress.  they don't want to give me a number because they don't want to be called back when i tell them i need one to pull up their information they make a huge deal about it only to find out they don't even live at the adress they are just visiting.