Well well well. Pre season gigs are now finished. I Think we won all of em, and now we are 4 games into it. Looks as if the critics were wrong.

Without the Aid of D.I.Y. Basment Dorks, Art Douche Bags, or Coffee House Geeks. The Sauce has played in places we have no reason to play and we fucking killed.

To say most of the shows thus far which were "Home" gigs would be fair to say there was any competition with these divisions it would be nil. Fuck we even won our 1st game- a goddamn talent show!

The band is currently ridin high on victory and although still miss a snake now and again. The gates are open for Sauce Party. And we have a Super Bowl to win.

Call it what you want Noise, Country, Metal whatever. We can't stop the fire that Burns.

By the time you read this I may be in a drug & alcohol rehab and Mr. Burns may be in an insane asylum. You think that will stop us?

Whatever, get on the fucking party train or get your ass flattened by it!

See you in Miami!

Greetings from shitsville,
Eddy "wastin' my cash on booze & chicks" Money