hey folks,

sorry for the late notice but for those of you who've been waiting for me to come back to toronto it's finally happening.

Cryptic Chatter, 4 Year Anniversary
Featuring Amanda Hiebert and Shane Koyczan
Renaissance Cafe, 1938 Danforth Ave
7:30pm

i realize i'm performing on the opening night of spiderman 3 so it's going to be a tough choice for many of you but consider that the spiderman movie will be around in theatres for probably three months... then it'll go to dvd and you can buy it to enjoy over and over again... i'm only in toronto for one night and if you miss it... i'll be forced to feel bad for your entire family... i can only imagine how upset they'll be with you... you should consider moving to another country... of course i don't even know if another country would want to have someone like you as a citizen... the choice is yours... exile or enlightenment.

cheers
xoshaneox