So we've had a load of messages asking for album lyrics, so here we go -

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Economics....

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This is terrific, I can’t believe it, how am I in the red?....

I’ve not been over, since last October, Fuck You Mr Santander.....

This is one outrageous charge, I haven’t even used my card.....

Bankers, you heartless bastards.....

We know that there’s a problem, and why the economy is so bleak,....

When what we all earn in one year, Footballers earn in one week.....

Nine to five data entry funeral procession, ....

I doubt this recession I’ve heard so much about.....

Let’s all get a loan, and a contract phone,....

‘Cus I still live at home and I pick up the dole,....

and I play Euro Millions each week in the hope that I’ll win.....

Everybody wants more.....

When you open your eyes, and five years has flown by,....

You’ll realise this ain’t where you wanted to be.....

With two kids a mortgage, career and insurance,....

‘Cus you thought happiness came with being wealthy but it don’t.....

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Ringo Starr – 2^nd best drummer in the Beatles....

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It could be worse, we could be dead.....

But you’ll keep on buying it when,....

Every verse is all the same,....

But you’ve misunderstood almost,....

Every word, that’s ever said,....

But it could be worse, we could be dead.....

Get a clue, ....

I don’t like disco,....

Why do you? ....

Or nu rave techno,....

Get a clue,....

I don’t like disco,....

Why don’t you get a clue.....

This scene is dead why would you come to shows?....

When this whole town is filled with pubs and clubs and discos.....

I don’t know what came first, the shit music or the shit drugs, ....

But I do know that all the kids that used to go to shows now go to clubs.....

I don’t like dance music and I don’t think that I ever will.....

Always I will…....

Society,....

Get a clue,....

You’ve deserted me,....

Get a clue.....

You take the top ten as Gospel.....

Shame all the songs are fucking awful.....

Just buy CD’s and Mp3’s from HMV,....

You’re bleeding money,....

The press campaign will rot your brain,....

It’s the same shade of grey,....

And who the fuck is Simon Cowell to tell people....

That they can’t sing?....

I’ve never heard him sing a note in my life.....

This is why, my friends lend me CD’s and I don’t buy.....

I trust their, judgement over what’s on air.....

Never again....

This is such a joke sell the charts out.....

Indie bands take note eat your hearts out.....

It could be worse, we could be dead, ....

I don’t know how we survived but all I know is we did.....

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Your hair’s straight but your boyfriend ain’t....

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Here he is, the Indie King,....

He thinks he’s so much hotter than you and me.....

Gas him in Lynx, the stench of CK one makes me want to be sick.....

You look like an extra from the Wild Wild West yeah you do.....

Waistcoats and cowboy boots, aren’t and never have been cool it’s true.....

Guess how much this shit shirt costs.....

Far too much for one of us.....

If I had a penny for every high street look alike,....

I’d be a happy man.....

They say do it, we see through it, we’re no Topman mannequin’s.....

We’ll form a mob and camp outside his house until he comes out,....

That’s when we will drown, and then dissect him with his own CD collection.....

Those who boast, I hate the most, so let’s make a toast to fashion....

Don’t get excited, it’s soon expired,....

I’m sick and tired, of all this buying.....

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If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollerskates....

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Cast off, bombs away,....

I’m hopelessly, underpaid.....

I’m going travelling, not moving away,....

Will you wait for me?....

But I can’t sleep, ‘cus I’ve been thinking of all the things that you’ll be doing without me,....

And a postcard from time to time is no consolation prize,....

Nor is it any peace of mind for me.....

I can’t help but not trust you.....

This isn’t fun, I can’t begin, thinking of things....

You’re going to end up leaving me.....

This isn’t fun.....

This was never going to be easy.....

Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink,....

I think with all these holes we bear, it’s likely we will sink.....

Cast off, bombs away, I’m hopelessly underpaid,....

You’ve gone travelling, well that’s OK,....

But where does that leave me?....

Cus I can’t sleep.....

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We beg, we borrow, we steal....

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I’m having problems with my health and sanity,....

Though I know there’s millions out there far worse off than me.....

I don’t want to be content, nor rich, just pissed,....

And relatively free to do as I please.....

I want to be six again and naive, ....

Play computer games and just eat Chinese.....

I want to be six again and naïve,....

Play computer games all day.....

When I grow up I want to be successful, rich and happy.....

Giving in I’m giving in.....

My head is still at home,....

My heart’s not in it.....

I can’t wait to be alone, ....

Cook myself some dinner.....

If this is all these people know,....

Fucking hell they’re idiots.....

I’ve had it up to here with, the problem with my peers is,....

A Bad education with such little expectations, and no ambition.....

I’ve had it up to here with…....

Young professionals,....

With no soul at all,....

They’re all so comfortable,....

We beg, borrow and steal.....

I’m underpaid and underworked but that’s OK,....

‘Cus I do as I please with my spare time on most days.....

I don’t want to work full time, I’m almost happy with my life this way,....

And almost happy’s fine with me.....

Why not claim benefits? ....

Pop out a few unwanted kids.....

When all our taxes go towards cigarettes for whores....

Who’s kids’ll grow up to do exactly the same as they did.....

Fuck all the yuppies and unemployed,....

They’ve all got it wrong give them a choice,....

Teach them young,....

To get the balance between work and fun.....

Society’s torn, there is a war,....

No-one think’s they’ll win, but I’m not sure,....

Work or play, slave or chain, micro meals or gourmet?....

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I saw a car on fire there once....

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I thought it was alright to park here, but it’s not OK.....

One pound put in the meter but it’s a loading bay.....

Alright it’s clearly marked, but not quite clear enough,....

But I’ll pay your parking fine, thank you very much.....

Fund your city on this, prey on the naïve,....

I’d burn your city just if it made parking free.....

Congestion charge my fucking arse, I can’t help but laugh,....

I paid my road tax right, right from the start.....

Give me a God damn break,....

Steal all my spare change,....

Just give me a God damn break.....

Get me off the M40.....

I don’t live here so why should I pay? ....

I wouldn’t come either if I had my way.....

NCP....

You can’t charge me when I don’t drive,....

Congestion charge my feet in no time,....

Fuck you I will appeal this fine,....

You can’t charge me when I don’t drive.....

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The closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat....

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If I were a Caribou, I’d be sure to carry you.....

I wish I was as tall as General Sherman.....

Then I might be able to protect and provide for you, sometimes.....

Monkeys eat berries and Lions eat Monkeys,....

People shoot lions for fur and for fun. ....

Deal with it.....

This is, this is it.....

This is where I keep my mouth shut.....

Come with us if you are carnivorous.....

This is an issue, it’s not too late, we can forgive you.....

It cannot all, it cannot always, be left to fate.....

Murder.....

Meat is murder.....

This is their war cry and you’ve heard it a thousand times.....

This is an issue, it’s not too late, we can forgive you. ....

Give in, fuck it, why’d you even bother it’s not like they’ve got feelings…....

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Randy Sage – True American hero....

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And this is all that I ask for, just for me to get in,....

And why is it such a task for them.....

I just want to cross your border, security’s heightened when,....

My papers all are in order so why would you question them?....

I can’t, get near it, I can’t.....

What’s your fixed address?....

I’m sorry Sir, I just don’t know yet.....

What’s the reason for your stay?....

Welcome to the USA.....

And this is all that I ask for, just for me to get in,....

And why is it such a task for them.....

I just want to cross your border, security’s heightened when,....

My papers all are in order so why would you question them?....

I can’t, get near it , i can’t.....

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I’m laughing now, but it’s no joke…....

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Away from the fumes and the teenage blues....

Cross country. Cross city, in my worn out shoes.....

For a life less complex....

Where a man can be free.....

Replace all my possessions....

With sky, mountains, trees.....

And this is what I want....

I think it’s for the best.....

My thoughts will keep me company....

I don’t need anybody else but me....

My thoughts will keep me company....

I don’t need anybody else but…....

Alone, hungry, and scared....

Happiness is better shared.....

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9^th base....

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Oh my God, it’s just a joke; don’t take it to heart,....

If I want to see you choke, to make me get off.....

I like my women petit, as well as black and blue.....

Here I come to punch your face, and then fuck with you.....

I’m a business man everything’s awful,....

I’m a family man why can’t you see?....

Get you drunk everything is just normal,....

Now take advantage of me…....

Oh my God, please don’t do that,....

Oh my God, it hurts.....

Oh my God, what are you scared of?....

This is how it works.....

This is 9^th base....

You don’t mean, mean shit to me.....

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Scotlands worst invention....

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I hate TV, watch a film instead,....

Hundreds of channels, still nothing on, ....

Except for “what not to wear”.....

And now on, on Sky one, “the Simpsons”, I’ve seen this one.....

Previously on Lost, we’re going to watch fifteen minutes that we’ve already watched.....

And ‘cus every episode’s exactly the same, we’re going to leave you on a cliffhanger again.....

Nothing on.....

I’m channel hopping but it seems to me there’s nothing that I want to watch.....

I feel like stopping but it’s easier to just sit and drop off.....

BBC, I see,....

MTV, I see,....

ABC, I see,....

ITV, I see.....

What’s with all these fucking soaps, I want Ray Mears not Hollyoaks.....

You might think that I’m being blunt but who seriously watches bargain hunt?....

I don’t take note of what they say, ‘cus I look good naked anyway…....

I know, I know, I want it.....

Daytime TV makes me sick, and I’m sick of it,....

Go outside, ride a bike, just do something.....

Stand by…....

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