NEWS: we are playing ninjasonik's record release party this saturday. with Japanther, 3Pac$, some other dudes and DJ DIRTY FINGER, who will spin you right round baby into the sweet hereafter and make your undies go missing. do not miss this knyfe hyttin', booty shakin', interracial love affair. check our calendar. mark yours.

ALSO: Knyfe Hyts and Sword of the Lord CD-Rs are available again. T-shirts too! American Apparel, sizes Girl's medium to Men's extra large. Email us via MySpace and KNYFE HYTS FAIRY will HAND DELIVER the swag to your door anywhere within the five boroughs. swear to god. so decide: dark charcoal or off-white? adult small or girl medium? drop some acid, drop us a line and KHF to the rescue! unannounced, uninvited, unopened.

TESTIMONIALS:

Thanks so much for the delivery!
The tees are FAB
I may order a few more in a week or so...
best regards,
Luke

"knyfe hyts fairy is da best! how did you get them in there? poster is awesome."—SALOME

"thank you to the knyfe hyts fairy who delivered my tapes last night!"—becky becky bo becky

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