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Status: Single
State: Saskatchewan
Country: CA
Signup Date: 2/7/2005

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Thursday, January 24, 2008 

Patrick Swan says:

What is your purpose?

The Mothership says:

I don't have a porpoise.

Patrick Swan says:

    Do you intend to communicate with other mammals from the murky deep?

The Mothership says:

Not if I can help it.

Patrick Swan says:

You prefer the vast expanse of space then? The quiet darkness?

The Mothership says:

Never, It scares me.

Patrick Swan says:

Tell me about your day

The Mothership says:

Took a header on the coffee table as I recollect?

Patrick Swan says:

Did it bleed nice?

The Mothership says:

I had to wipe the tears of laughter from my face.

Patrick Swan says:

Do you remember?

The Mothership says:

Proberly. I try to block out the bloody parts of those episodes.

Patrick Swan says:

Remember anything else?

The Mothership says:

Well, I have the Mad Cow so . . . .

Patrick Swan says:

You can go crazy without the cows, or a porpoise.

The Mothership says:

I s'pose. Guess the ol' spokes are going.

Patrick Swan says:

Not the spokes. It's the gears.

The Mothership says:

Thought it was the spokes. Oh, the gear, that makes more sense.

Patrick Swan says:

You are a champion.

The Mothership says:

Damn right.

Patrick Swan says:

Its too late now. Eat the cows.

The Mothership says:

No thanks.

Patrick Swan says:

Sure then. Get a tetanus shot.