Patrick Swan says:
What is your purpose?
The Mothership says:
I don't have a porpoise.
Patrick Swan says:
Do you intend to communicate with other mammals from the murky deep?
The Mothership says:
Not if I can help it.
Patrick Swan says:
You prefer the vast expanse of space then? The quiet darkness?
The Mothership says:
Never, It scares me.
Patrick Swan says:
Tell me about your day
The Mothership says:
Took a header on the coffee table as I recollect?
Patrick Swan says:
Did it bleed nice?
The Mothership says:
I had to wipe the tears of laughter from my face.
Patrick Swan says:
Do you remember?
The Mothership says:
Proberly. I try to block out the bloody parts of those episodes.
Patrick Swan says:
Remember anything else?
The Mothership says:
Well, I have the Mad Cow so . . . .
Patrick Swan says:
You can go crazy without the cows, or a porpoise.
The Mothership says:
I s'pose. Guess the ol' spokes are going.
Patrick Swan says:
Not the spokes. It's the gears.
The Mothership says:
Thought it was the spokes. Oh, the gear, that makes more sense.
Patrick Swan says:
You are a champion.
The Mothership says:
Damn right.
Patrick Swan says:
Its too late now. Eat the cows.
The Mothership says:
No thanks.
Patrick Swan says:
Sure then. Get a tetanus shot.