I havn't posted a blog in ages, and I had so much fun at Connie Douglas in Milan this weekend that I thought I should post something.

I was headlining and performing with Kitty Bang Bang and Slinky Sparkles. I loved doing me new act where I decided to writhe on the floor pouring champagne on myself but got the whole of the back of my body died red from the residue of Kitties fake blood from her show. I also ended up burning the skin off my nipples as Kitty advised me that glue was just as good as tit tape (OW).

Connie Douglas has these really cool swimming pools that go inside the club then outside the club. After the show we went from alcohol fuelled dancing around the pool to stripping off and dancing in the pool, much to the amusement of most of the customers. Loads of other people followed suit, and then club got flooded when franco the owner started a giant water fight. It ended up with the swimming pool turning red from all Kitties fake blood and us getting paid in wet Euros ‘cos Franco them in his suit pocket when he jumped in.

It was so much fun it made flying back to Bristol on hardly any sleep and a massive hang over worth it.

Thought Kitty and Slinky were great at what they did and have booked Loved Kitties bloody act so much I have booked it for Halloween Hoochie Coochie, yay. (www.hoochiecoochiekabaret.com)