Oh look at me banging on again about the inequalities between men and women  in the comedy profession. I go on about it ALL THE once.

FICTION NUMBER ONE: You very rarely see more than one woman on a comedy bill because there are so few of them, on account of women generally being unfunny.

 - What utter rubbish. The reason why there is usually only one woman on the bill is because all female comics like to have sex with each other. We're not lesbians per se, but we like to have that pert, non-hairy, threesomey-style sex that guys can join in with. And we want it ALL THE TIME. There is no controlling it. Ultimately this breaks the concentration of the REAL comics (male) on the bill. So we have to be kept apart.

FICTION NUMBER TWO - Women comics are rubbish

- Au contraire. We're AMAZING...in the kitchen

FICTIONAL POINT NUMBER THREE - All female comics are man-hating feminists.

 -  Are you shitting me? We LOVE men.Why do you think we get involved in such a male-dominated profession?? Because we totally dig anal sex and we really want to get married and stuff.