is just about the worst thing in the world. Plenty of free time but nothing to do with it but lie around. I'm too dizzy to do much of anything (even this) but I am too bored to do nothing. So far I have brushed up on my history, attempted flatpicking (not for the dizzy but if anyone has tips for when I am well...), tried to get the songs on the album in order (if anyone has tips, again...), written down lots of title ideas, had many strange dreams (my dog turned into a human baby) and gotten obsessed with this show called My Antonio. So far what I have gathered is this guy named Antonio asked a bunch of women and his mom to come live in his house, and then he eats food with and bangs them one by one and as he goes eliminates them until he gets down to one. You may not think this is a natural way to find your soulmate, but people do this every day-it's called dating. So I am totally down with it. One of the chicks is his ex-wife, Tully, and I am completely on her side and if she gets eliminated I am done with the show. Which I should have been to begin with, but, you know, illness. Anyway, I hope I don't have the swine flu. If so I'm taking my enemies down with me by starting a dating show.


xo
Lydia Loveless