So, by any chance, do you remember that story from Bonnarro
starring Andrew "Sports" Totolos and the batting cages?
Turns out, Drew - who, despite his hatred of any athletic activity except spanking, managed to go 15 for 15 in the batting cages -
WON FUCKING WORLD SERIES TICKETS. Four tickets a piece, Games 3, 4
AND 5 (The National League home games). Here's hoping those games end up in Denver.
In the meantime, enjoy this post re: the World Series of Rock (a.k.a. our next show)...
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The Giraffes Rock Band LLC announce the sale of one (1) FLOWBEE, with original packaging.
Say
goodbye to barbers - or as well call them, "hair butchers" - with this
revolutionary hair vacuuming system. Recessed blades and 800 watts of
suction give you a precise, refreshing hair cut every time...
just ask our drummer!
But
that's not all ... with your purchase, you also get this handsome
GIRAFFES SHOW!! Made with patented panty-moistening technology, this
GIRAFFES SHOW features hits and giggles from our recent records, plus
some new material and a few numbers you haven't heard in a while. And
it sucks up spilled beer in a jiffy!
Hell, we'll even throw in GOES CUBE and MIDNIGHT SHOW (opening) at no extra cost.
That's right, it's THE GIRAFFES
w/ Goes Cube and Midnight Show
and one lightly-used Flowbee**
And it's all in one place:
THE STUDIO @ WEBSTER HALL
125 E. 11th St.
8pm doors
10:30 pm Giraffes
Price: $10 / $12. Flowbee subject to availability.
myspace.com/thegiraffes
myspace.com/goescube
myspace.com/themidnightshowband
websterhall.com/thestudio
flowbee.com
** Lightly used = Damien *might* have used it on his balls during his bachelor party.