oh, and if any of this seems familar to ya'll any bit, it's because I made it as a bulletin on Thanksgiving, but I've edited it, so reread. there's probably more about you.
1, my friends:
Dineen. You're a brother from another mother. Your sense of humor is always a bright spot of my day, doing our infamous quote wars via texts. I really appreciate all that you've done for me as a friend, and I'm lookin forward to me getting my place in Otown, so we can chill a lot more.
Brandi. You're always there when I need you. Be it for when I get sad about you-know-who, to the night where you were sick as a dog but stayed on the phone with me for an hour to make sure I didn't have a bad trip, to just always keeping me updated about your hectic life. I love you babe, and I miss ya to death.
AJ. (Aka, Jag 2) You disgust me more then any human I know simply because of your sheer knowledge of football. Eat shit and die, you motherfucker. (Only person I know that knows more about football then me). But otherwise, your insane sense of humor has kept my sides hurting ever since Alabama 6 years ago. (How about those walls, anyone?) Come visit me anytime. please. I'll need your humor to help me cope with Sam's insanity.
Josh Hensley:Dude, I've always thought of you as a brother, ever since the 8th grade. Out of all the friendships I have, if I can keep just one till the day I die, I hope it'll be yours. Keep up your hard work, cuz soon you'll have enough dough to take a day or two off per year to chill.
Minime. For those of you who don't know, the somewhat recent realization that I actually have a minime out there (with tits) has completed me. I mean, if there's a girl out there who's just as perverted, and football obscessed as I am, then hell, there IS a god. (Jk, I firmly believe in god)
Lacey. Our talks are usually the most random things that happen all day, and for that, I thank you. Not to mention you're easly the best picture commenter of all
time.
Stephany. You just had to move a month after I met you, didn't you? Still, great times.
Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. What the fuck am I gonna do with you? Who the fuck do you think you are? Moving to Arizona like that? I mean, I know I'm moving too, but I'm only 12 counties away, NOT 12 STATES AWAY!!!!! I'm seriously gonna miss the hell out of you and your gay little humor. ok. NEWS FLASH!!!!! Even if it makes another man uncomfortable, saying incredibly gay remarks that have to do with caressing another man's face is GAY!!!!!!!!!!! ITS GAYER THEN GAY, ACTUALLY! ITS THE FAGGOTEST FAGGOTTY FAG FAG THING THERE IS IN THE WORLD. Yo, no homo.
Carey. You are easily the girl that I will miss most in this town. I really wish that I'd caught up with you alot sooner then I did, because the times we spend chillin and doing whatever are truely awesome. I better see your sexy ass at my condo often... or there will be hell to pay. HELL TO PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, jk.
Candi, not much needs to be said. I love you. I miss you, and I always keep a poweraid bottle on my person just in case I happen to run into you.
The Felony- this mofo has a story for anything and everything, not to mention he's a great friend when you're in need.
Nastascia, you really need to just come chill down here with me for a week, free from all that bullshit. ....I'll make it worth your while? .........hehehe.
D. Sanchez, you're an insane mofo, a good friend, and an even better person. I'm gonna miss your ass when I move to
Otown.
Lexi. You inspire me, because you are living proof that women really CAN have it all in 1 package. Looks, intelligence, a high sex drive, and a love for the most important thing on earth: football.
Teri. Our late night conversations are the shit. End. Of. Story. You're also one of the sweetest human beings I've ever known. I am truely glad that we reconnected.
Elle, youre wild, crazy, and full of life. I love it, because you're real, and most people your age arent. dont change.
Martin, you're the only southern Hatian I know. congrats.
Any friends I left out, just realize I'm typing all of this while I'm driving, so my mind is a bit preoccupied.