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kimmiekat, .. (2)
Monday, December 18, 2006 

Current mood:chair
Yes! I've come to the realization that there have not been a lot of blog posts, probably because dinosaurs never really rode in motorcycles gangs like archaeologists seem to think.  But if you think about it, the square root of a rhombus should be equal to the lateral inflection of my grand mother's cadillac! Of course, this is all very funny because it's common knowledge that old people don't have souls. Whoever tells you otherwise is either old or a rectangle. (Yes, that's right, I'm using what people in the industry call a pythagorean simile. Figure it out!) But I think what originally started me on this sudden rant of rhymopia has to do with the fact that packs of stray dogs are controlling most of the major cities in the world! Except Hacksack, Utah. Noone lives there except some guy named Earl.... and his fourteen pet badgers. By badgers, I mean icelandic mountain zebra goats! You'll get that in the morning! Let your left toe! Get it?? Anything other than that is mutiny, and I'm not going to take it! Oh dang hateful world! If only the elephants could play blue grass, there would be grease on Earth!! So take care when you're enjoying the holiday seasons, because there could be a  disgruntled antelope lurking behind your Christmas lights! How he got there, nobody knows except him and the secret underground organization of chicken robots, also known as the Chibots. And now, for your viewing pleasure. This is what the Pope's secret disguise is...And  for my final word, remember, this holiday season think about giving and loving each other, just don't think about the Chibots as they threaten to enslave us all. Happy holidays.... while they last.. And now, the Pope!



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