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A Woman Of Substance Substains! (Aka Airman Jones)

Casey Jones


Last Updated: 11/27/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 20
Sign: Taurus

City: SAINT LOUIS
State: Missouri
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/5/2006

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 

Current mood:  productive
Category: Writing and Poetry

Hey so im bored (rareity) and  so I was all like it would b pretty sweet if I could start a rap and then everyone add too it. Ive got some pretty creative friends so with your help we can make a wicked sweet flow.Just add a line.

(start/go)

Pizza, polkadots and prostitutes...(casey J.)

 

uıɹǝ

 
or instead some weed to go with that pizza
or gus's pretzels with salsiccia
guzzle a few rockstars like i do urrday
bounce off the walls then hit the hay
 
Posted by uıɹǝ on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 5:55 AM
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Whoremoans

 
went to sleep on monday woke up on saturday
work eats whole weeks away
so i hit the walls like that old cartoon rabbit ricochet
even when you hit stop my video is still on play
cuz the vcr is stuck
but with a little luck and a quick thump
my tape wont get ate up
dont fast forward, whats the rush?
 
Posted by Whoremoans on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 8:29 PM
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A Woman Of Substance Substains! (Aka Airman Jones)
Casey Jones

 
Man this shits so funny
when I lauph
be fallen on my ass
my stomach be achen like
a carnavore's wit no baken
I feel like I been hitten that good herb
I asked some of yall to deliver and boy did you serve
the sensation that my mind is hungry for giggles
so much so that drool comes out my mouth and snot starts to trickle
Yall got me lauphen a little like a chineese dick
yall got me strait trippen like an acid trip
 
Posted by A Woman Of Substance Substains! (Aka Airman Jones) on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 8:55 PM
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Cranky Yellow Publishing

 
We've been shakin ya'll like hot frogs in the kitchen
Cookin those pizza's, bitch I shouldn't have'ta mention
We keep servin up DRIP-DROPs polka-dots and acid
We're not religious, so we'll kick fast'in asses

Sit down, relax, hopscotch two or three
I'm trackin' this train round fo' everyone to see.
 
Posted by Cranky Yellow Publishing on Friday, February 15, 2008 - 11:51 PM
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Whoremoans

 
and by the time they notice ill be picking up speed
all they see is tailights and smoke like a traffick jam on weed
like everyone else i bleed
my blood just happens to be motor oil and black ink
cut me and itll drip out a sick verse
ill be spitting sick raps and facts when im in the back of a black hurst
im from another planet im not even supposed to be here like daunte in clerks
i should stop rapping and just start chasing skirts
 
Posted by Whoremoans on Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 12:27 AM
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Cranky Yellow Publishing

 
two tails, split tails chasin skirts and boxer briefs
tasting dirty-Erty, gonna go on happily
So i'm hurtin' back from screechin' train of hip-hop-a-lot you see
Gonna get a got and pee a bot two ounces fo' ya'll and me
 
Posted by Cranky Yellow Publishing on Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 12:35 AM
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A Woman Of Substance Substains! (Aka Airman Jones)
Casey Jones

 
Happy yall make me like the hormones from havin a baby
it dont matter that im young cause the government will save me
with welfare, fuck health care
I be feedin my kids all kindza popcorn and chips and when they cry for a bottle they drink from davids Pe-niz
The only time I cook is when im cooken some meth
and if I cant afford it I just have to flash my breast
and if that muthafucka dont like it he must be gay
or mabie bengay cause he was was hertin fo' me but then his pain went away
 
Posted by A Woman Of Substance Substains! (Aka Airman Jones) on Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 1:03 AM
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Dora Magrath

 
This shit's crazy, illegitimate rhymes to last you all day,
talkin' crazy shit in a funny sort of way,
we're all art dork punk queer kids tryin' ta make our way,
and don't you know we're all making it
day by motherfuckin' day.
 
Posted by Dora Magrath on Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 7:22 PM
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Cranky Yellow Publishing

 
Chorus:

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
It ain't easy bein' the dork with the cheap-cheap skills,
aint payin' no bills, ain't gettin' no thrills,
It ain't easy bein' the dork with the cheap-cheap skills,
ain't payin' no bills, ain't gettin' no thrills,

Fags just wanna plaaaay, bitches just wanna sta-ai-aaaaay

It ain't easy bein' the dork with the cheap-cheap skills,
aint payin' no bills, ain't gettin' no thrills,
It ain't easy bein' the dork with the cheap-cheap skills,
ain't payin' no bills, ain't gettin' no thrills,
 
Posted by Cranky Yellow Publishing on Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 9:09 PM
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Jean Luc' Pierre Defruu

 
(Emo special guest rapper appears!)


Where be all the monies, homey?
Where are all my bitches, homey?
I really wanna know me, know me,
Why can't I find what I need, only?

Every day, every night I look and find a cheap thrill,
Can't get nuthin' lasting, aint got enough time to kiiiiiill,
Baby want me,
daddy want me,
boss-man want me,
mommy want me,
home-boy want me,
man all I got is pills

got tons of them, got tons of them,
don't need no more shallow magic,
don't need no more empty games,
I need to find mah true self,
gotta find a way out of this paaaain!
 
Posted by Jean Luc' Pierre Defruu on Wednesday, February 20, 2008 - 7:36 PM
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