Heya All Inuyasha Fans!  I found some hilarious quotes from the series! This is for your enjoyment!

Kagome and Inuyasha sit. Kagome eats in silence while Inuyasha watches her.
Kagome looks absolutely innocent...
Inuyasha: What are you plotting?


Inuyasha: Hey
Kagome: What?
Inuyasha: (referring to Kagome's clothes) take it off

Inuyasha: Grrrr...
Kaede: that is some face you got there, Inuyasha

Miroku: Kagome, are you worrying about me?
Kagome: I guess so
Miroku: In that case, I have a favor to ask you: please bear my child

Sango and Kagome are bathing when they yell out cause a monkey scares them. Miroku and Inuyasha
come to the rescue, see them naked, and get clobbered by them
Miroku: Oh well, after all we saw something really nice

English dubbed version of the above quote:
Miroku: Ah, it was worth the pain. That was a very wonderful site we just saw.

Shippo: Naraku is a guy. How can he give birth to a woman?

Sango: She is someone who said she'll even bear your child
Miroku: No, that's something I ask of all the ladies I meet
Sango: You never asked me, though
Miroku: I am sorry, Sango. Would you...
Sango: You don't have to say it!

Miroku: My apologies...I thought you two were merely companions but Inuyasha is in love with Kagome
Inuyasha: What?? You idiot! This girl is just my jewel detector!
Kagome: Jewel detector?!? That's right, Inuyasha is already interested in someone...
and Miroku's much nicer
Inuyasha: You brat, are you betraying me?!
Miroku: You should be more polite towards a lady
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Kagome: So to you I'm just a jewel detector? Why can't you be more like Miroku?
Miroku: Be more polite
Kagome: Yeah you should be more affectionate
Miroku: Yes, yes...affectionate
Kagome: Kyaa! Where do you think you're touching me?!!
Inuyasha: You bastard! You're doing it again?!?!?!?!?!