Obama has the Colic; but Gives Me the Gas

By: “Timothy” Fred Parks

I’m sure everyone noticed the look on Obama’s face at the shout of “Liar” from the gallery.  Looks like he has a bit of colic doesn’t he and its no wonder considering how babied and coddled he’s been for the last few years.  How dare someone interrupt him while he’s proselytizing...oops I mean lying…oh I’m sorry I meant while he was spreading propaganda.

Then again who are we to question him or his policies? Obviously we sheople are in no need of explanation nor should we have an opinion concerning how he moves our country forward.  After all he doesn’t work for us, he was elected to rule us…right?

This has been the common attitude of the Democratic Party for years now, which is to say the American people are too stupid to know what we need so we should just stop the fuss and let them go about their jobs.  This is a country of the politician, by the politician and for the furthering of the career of the politician. 

The American people are just fodder.

When Papa Smurf… uh I mean Barack Hussein Obama stands before a “pulpit” his words have all the clarity of someone saying “I know you are but what am I” with a little hint of “because I said so”.  He assures the American people the policies he proposes for our country are just the shot in the arm we need…but how Barack.

“Hello My name is Brak Obama and I’m gonna sing you a little song. Reform reform reform I love reform.  Take what’s broken and break it more.  Reform is an excellent form of protein I… love… beans dippy do”

That’s about the gist of what we got the other night.  Ok, so granted it was presented a little more charismatically than that but the content had no more substance.  He simply repeated our concerns then said “that’s not what this bill is about”.  He belittled the concerns and the forethought of the American people without presenting any facts, without giving us anything to truly alleviate our fears.  He simply said “don’t worry about it…I got this”.

He’s not lying to say his bill isn’t blatantly written to give health care to aliens or to support abortions or to kill the elderly but he absolutely has not dealt with the holes in the programs that could be and will be exploited to lead that direction. 

I keep hearing pundits screaming that we need universal health care.  Somebody explain to me how this is going to solve the problems we have in the health care system.  Issuance is what has made health care so ungodly expensive to begin with.  Do you not think that a state run system has the potential to make that exponentially worse?  If you don’t go get a tack hammer and hit yourself on the forehead until you wake up.

Now raise your hand if you’re surprised by what we have in leadership right now….

If you have you hand up then you might need to borrow that tack hammer from the guy next to you because you’ve been sleepwalking the last three years.

Obama is nothing more and nothing less than exactly what he was billed as; a far left talking head.

Is he a socialist? Well if it looks like a socialist, acts like a socialist, talks like a socialist then by golly gee whiz that sucker is a socialist.  Don’t see it?  Two words for you; General Motors. 

But what does that matter right?  He’s still the Obamassiah.  Why would we ever question his direction?

Fact of the matter is folks, those who loved him from the beginning are still going to publically kiss his well shined dairy air even though they know they really messed up by electing this joker.  Why?  Because the need to not be wrong has always over ruled good sense.

Obama is a Mickey Mouse president with a Mickey Mouse congress that will spend the next four years messaging the works of Carl Marx into the minds of our young people while demonizing anyone who dares oppose his policies.

This is why I wept the night of the election.  This is why I’ve been mostly silent with political writings.  I screamed for two solid years, so did others…some much more aggressively than myself.  In the end the American people didn’t care. 

Why?

Because much of our populace have become colicky, whining, screaming, crying, infants who want nothing more than to have a sugar tit shoved in their mouths and expecting someone to wipe their rears for them.  It makes me sick to my stomach.  So far the only way I could possibly give respect to our new administration is with a twenty one flatulent salute.  I know that soundscrude but the truth is sometimes that’s what it takes to get someone to pay attention.

Mr. Obama may have a little colic because of the opposition to his policies but he’s giving me the intestinal distress.

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