The Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bi-polar disorder

10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just because.
8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a good rest.
7. What do you mean you're tired—I had only 3 orgasms!
6. You can not remember the number 7.
5. You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen
mood stabilizers.
4. Your cat's name is Kay and your dog's name is Jamison.
3. You bring your own research to the doctor's.
2. You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
in four days.

And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:

1. Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the peanut butter or under it