LMAO!!! Okay, so this is too rich. Firstly, for those of you without MTV, I figure you have already gone to YouTube to find footage of last night's 2007 MTV Music Video Awards. Well I suggest you follow this timeline of videos.

We begin firstly with the preamble. What Britney did before her big comeback, and the song she intended to launch it with. I give to you, "Gimme More" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7H1lQDU6oM&watch_response

After that, we fast forward to the show (the rehearsal footage is 20 seconds and dull so we'll skip that.) The actual performance was... lack lustre to say the least and truth be told, greatly disappointing, but you gotta give her a grade for Effort. I never said which grade, but a grade nevertheless. I give to you: the performance of the century lol (Notice Rihanna- she right to laugh, fuck, my biggest competitor an aging returning noticeably wider Britney Spears? lol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qwtXrF8lh4 *** Video Taken Down due to VIACOM Copyright Claim***

Finally I give to you, Sarah Silverman's 'critique' to the once Pop Princess which though accurate was a touch cruel. Then again, if you're one of the richest women in America and your label is paying $700,000.00 a month, you shoul be able to give more, or at least better. I give to you, Sarah Silverman.
http://www.trooker.com/flashplay.aspx?id=2431

"Was that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone," Sarah said. "Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life. It's mind blowing."

"Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see!" "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of." - Sarah Silverman.

Hey, at least she shaves.