joe had been looking for a motorbike for sometime when finally he came accross one in the local paper. it was a 10yr old harley davidson in mint condition. he ask the seller how he had managed to keep the bike in such good condition, the seller told him that he rubbed vasoline on the chrome when ever it rained and gave joe a jar of the stuff. later that day joe and his girlfriend mary were going to her parents for dinner so naturally they took the bike. when they arrived at the house mary said " when we eat dinner in here no one talks, in fact whoever talks first has to wash all the dishes" when they enter the house joe sees dirty dishes everywhere, the stairs, the lounge, the kitchen everywhere he looks there are dirty dishes. they sit down to starters and nobody utters a word, then the main course and still not a word. he then decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses mary but still nothing is said. joe then bends mary over the table and has sex with her doggy style her father is fuming her mother is in shock and mary is totally embarrased but still no one says a word. he then looks at the mother thinking she is attractive and decides to have his evil way with her over the table. now mary is livid the father raging mad and the mother very embarassed but still no one says a word. just as he finishes with the mother joe hears a clap of thunder and remembers about the motorbike, he pulls the vasoline from his pocket the father seeing this backs away from the table and shouts okay okay i'll do the fucking dishes.