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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 58
Sign: Virgo

City: CENTRALIA
State: WASHINGTON
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/8/2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006 

Category: News and Politics
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as the Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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patricia

 
FRANKLIN, ITS BEEN A LONG TIME THEN MY LIFE GOT TURNED UPSIDE DOWN SLOWLY BUT,AS ONE OF MY BABY SISTERS USED TO SAY STEADY BY JERKS SO HI AGAIN I SEE U HAVE SENT QUIT A BIT SO I'LL SAY THANKS I HAVE ONE ? FO AND TELL ME THAT I DON'T TALK ABOUT BUT THE DAY IT HAPPENED I DIDN'T FEEL IGHT AND AS THE DAYS WENT ON THE STORIES THAT WERE BEING TOLD TO US? WHY DID THE TOWER THAT WENT DOWN WAS THE 2ND TOWER HIT THE ONE I LIKED THE BEST WAS ALL THOSE PASS PORTS OF THE PERPS WERE ALL THERE WHEN EVERY THING ELSE WAS PULVERIZED????? IT GOES ON AND ON SO HAVE YOU GUESSED MY ? WHAT DO U THINK A VERY CURIOUS FREIND (WHO CAN'T SPELL TEEHEE) = ) TRICIA
 
Posted by patricia on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 - 8:05 AM
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Franklyn

 

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"Steady by Jerks?" Lots of those Jerks I've met along the way.

Someday I need to Visit Alaska if only to build a few snow forts.

Montana Is a great place to live but the economy leaves much to be desired.

Franklyn
 
Posted by Franklyn on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 - 5:17 PM
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