Around 1987, I was making some kind of excuse for something I couldn't seem to do and a good friend gave me this piece of advice.........

I can't sleep
I can't get to work on time
I can't understand this
I can't do that
I can't believe it
I can't work late
I can't come in early
I can't take dictation
I can't get all my work done
I can't stand my boss
I can't type
I can't eat
I can't wait to get out of here
I can't get over it
I can't cope
I can't figure this out
I can't belive you did that
I can't do anything right
I can't help it
I can't think
I can't  breathe
I can't accept that
I can't stand it
I can't face another day
I can't decide
I can't concentrate
I can't deal with bossy people

I can't understand why I'm not rich and famous