No, I don't live in Maine where the people say that all the time.From the days of the romans they have said that about liberty. I feel it is now time to say it about cigarettes. They need to be liberated from their packages and lit by a the flame of life.

It's time cigarettes across america were embraced, burned and enjoyed to their fullest capabilities.

Isn't that what this nation is all about? Exceeding all expectations and excelling? Every cigarette in this nation needs to do that as well andI need to be the one who smokes them.Give them to me or give me death.

Speaking of embracing, I remember my old pappy. He never really hugged me ortold me I was any more special than a sack of dead horse eyeballs. But I knew he loved me. I'm pretty sure he loved me. I'm just not sure hewas my father. I've always believed I was the spawn of two alien fish creatures who came to earth to lay eggs in southern california. But since I don't have gills I cannot prove this is true. My skin gets scaly sometimes but the doctor says it is the schooliosis or something else not related to being the child of fishlike alien beings.

Do trolls still wander the streets of england? I saw the harry porter movie on the television machine this weekend. THen today I saw him by the golfer who is our new president. He was apologizing. I found the picture here he is. He looks different with the tie and by not wearing his cloak but theglasses remain. I thought the movie was pretty good except the special effects were sort of lame. 

When he had his magic wand he never asked for facial hair. WHen I was 8 or 9 like him that is all I wanted since I had everything else I needed or wanted. Facial hair. Not a mustache or beard or sideburns. I wanted to have hair everywhere so I could be wolfman. Then I could wander the country side and eat live chickens andbe in disc jockey for the radio.

Don't we all have to learn how to smoke sometime? If so, I can be the teacher. My gifts for telling people things and my superior smoking skills would make me a goodc andidate to be the leader of the smoking instructors. It should be a separate class of people totally separated from the other people. That way I could have more people to clean up my house and wash my car. Then they could all learn more from me.

In the end , isn't it about hearing me tell you things? I thought so.