that I don't care if you know about me ;)
I posted this somewhere else first but really why not post it here as well?
01. I am really really really comfortable with myself and where I am with my life right now.
02.
I do not like being taken care of. I probably need to be taken care of
more often than I'd admit, but I will not fucking let you do it. I will
bitch. I will fight. I can take care of myself. I am one of the most
emotionally independent people you will ever meet, and I'm pretty
independent in all other aspects too.
03. I am quiet, and
don't normally speak unless I have something to say. I only talk a lot
if I'm nervous or excited. Usually silence means I'm comfortable, or
that I'm waiting on you.
04. I rarely drink, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, and I don't fucking preach. You do you, I'll do me.
05.
With that being said, I hate when people don't think the drugs they do
have negative repercussions on their mind/body. I also wouldn't mind if
all pillheads dropped dead.
06. My only goal in life is to
be genuinely happy. Just because I don't dream of making millions and
having a house or two in the Bahamas does not mean I'm not ambitious,
it only means I'm practical. What the fuck would I do with two houses
anyway?
07. I once made a mixed CD that had only Slipknot and
Lil Wayne songs on it. I feel this describes my musical tastes better
than words.
08. I still have some mindsets and thoughts that
I'm not necessarily proud of, but I do my best to not ignore them, but
compromise with them; comfort them; learn from them; accept them.
09. I will kill bitches for my boys.
10.
I lovelovelovelove talking everything and anything about sex, EXCEPT
for specifics about MY sex life. Specifics are the names of people I've
had sex with, and when I've had sex with them. Everything else is
perfectly okay for normal, every day conversation . . . depending on
who you are.
11. I do not know how to ride a bicycle. When I
was taking Driver's Ed, my teacher said "It's just like riding a bike!"
and then I said, "Well we're about to be in trouble."
12. I
am deadpan sarcastic 90+% of the time. I am so good at it that
sometimes I don't even realize I am being sarcastic until afterward. I
am serious.
13. As much as I hate being on it, I love talking
about my period. And I don't give a fuck if you're a guy. You can
change the subject though, if you're a pussy.
14. You might
hear me describe myself as bisexual when asked because it seems to be
easier than really trying to explain my sexuality. (I'm nearly a 2 on
the Kinsey Scale, and consider myself to be "heteroflexible" and
"experimental" but if your defintion of bisexual is different than
mine, it's whatever. :] )
15. I love to stare at people's tattoos, and a conversation about tattoos is a perfect conversation in my book.
16. I only like being touched by those I like being touched by. KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME, otherwise.
17.
I cannot stand to be hit on. I like to hang out with guys, I don't like
to be hit on by them. Seriously, I am okay if you treat me like your
little brother. I'd prefer it, actually. Chances are high that I would
never fuck you, anyway. (If I know you're joking about it, that's
perfectly fine. I might even play along.
)
18.
I am open about my life and my thoughts if you ask. I usually won't
offer first because I like to remain somewhat mysterious.
But I believe an honest question deserves an honest answer, and I would
appreciate the same back but understand when it's not reciprocated.
19.
GET OUT OF THE DAMN PIT IF YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT PIT ETTIQUTE. If
you are in the pit, move your fucking body or get the fuck out of my
way. If someone falls, you fucking help them up. If someone is about to
land on my head, FUCKING LET ME KNOW.
20. I have extreme
social anxiety and a hardcore panic disorder. Being in new situations
is extremely difficult for me, but once I get over the first time, I am
(usually) extremely comfortable each successive time. (Example-- I am
now an airport pro
)
21. I really don't think much about my future.
22. I fully believe in karma, and I am fully aware of and completely understand the consequences of my actions.
23. I mean what I say, but I don't always say what I mean.
24.
I can have a good time in nearly any situation, when I want. Seriously,
if I am having a bad time, it is usually because I want to be having a
bad time. I can have fun by myself, with friends, or within a group of
people I don't even know. I have absolutely no problem talking to
strangers (unless they look like creepers, in which case I have
absolutely no problem telling them off :] )
25. I don't live my life out on the internet; I just analyze it here.