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Joe Foley


Last Updated: 11/18/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 29
Sign: Virgo

City: Hannah
State: Montana
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/11/2005

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 

The other day when I was out shopping with my lady I came up with a brilliant idea...

All failing retailers should listen up. 

So here's the thing... when women want to try on clothes in the fitting room the dudes are stuck there waiting.  I'm thinkin' a lil man hangout outside the fitting rooms would be awesome.  Maybe some lounge chairs with those large standing ashtrays to ash our cigars in.  Maybe some hot chicas could show up and offer some beverages, "would you like a guiness while you wait for your loved one?"... you bet your ass I would.  I'm telling you.. this would make a killing... at the least hand me a newspaper or a magazine... and not one of them kids magazines that are in the waiting room at every Doctors office,  seriously, some dopey kid already solved all the mazes, lil f'er. 

The upside to all this is that you really don't have to match this standard in the other direction.  You don't need to have a chick area for the mens fitting room because dudes will pretty much just pick up the clothes they like (or that the girl likes) and then head up to the register.   Taking out the mens fitting room would give you plenty of room for my hangout. 



my real name is baby

 
GOD, wenders, hurry up in there!!@!! -bangs on dressing room wall-
 
Posted by my real name is baby on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 10:01 AM
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Mike

 
One of the best ideas I've heard in a long time
 
Posted by Mike on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 10:03 AM
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e

 
hahahaaa....TOTALLY! shit would rock
 
Posted by e on Sunday, April 05, 2009 - 3:23 PM
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