1. What one trait do you like most in a pet?
i like dogs. they snuggle you. but then again so does MZ's cats slice. i'm watching her cats & her cable on her comfy couch this weekend. ahhh sweet sweet cable.

2. What one trait do you like most about yourself?
im hella funny. you didn't know?

3. Do you think your friends see this same trait in you?
they're either laughing at me or with me. its a win-win situaish being my friend.

4. What trait do you think your friends most like about you?
they must like to hear me talk, because i never shut the hell up.

5. Coconuts, Englishmen, or a ball of yarn?
oh the things i could do w. all three of them... wait wha? god save the queen.

6. Who would you have lunch with, anyone living or dead?
dead- peter sellers
living- tommy o.

7. If you could uninvent any invention, what would it be?
right now. black leggings. OR the weird ear plug star trek cell phone things. you look like a total dick. just talk into your phone. you are not that important. your hands do not need to be that "hands free" trust me.

8. Describe your ideal peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time.

9. If you could live inside anyone else's body for one day- whose would it be?
if i could have anyone inside ... wait , wha? jokes! eazy young jeezy.

10. Name three things you'd like to do before you die.
paris, brazil, costa rica

11. What's the best concert you've ever been to?
new kids on the block. my favorite was jordan. i always liked gay guys i guess.

12. What is your least favorite smell?
-duane reade on bway/houston. smells like curry. always. vom.
-also dislike when little kids smell like chicken noodle soup.
-people who smell like band aids.
-i hate people who smell like garlic. in fact i think you are only allowed to eat garlic when you are wifed up. garlic is for couples.

13. What is your least favorite food?
curry. i loathe all curries. vom. vom. vom.

14. What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
i laugh a lot. but the best story that comes to mind is that story about my little brother asking a bum what he was going to get w. a nickel & why not just ask for a quarter or 50 cents. my brother is effin' hilarious. miss that kid already.

15. What would you rather be doing than answering this survey?
drinkin' whiskey, watchin' simpsons, makin' out. in that order.

16. Sanford & Son or Patty Duke Show?
did you know that sean astin is patty dukes kid? i had a crush on him circa goonies era.

17. If you were in a plane-sicle (i.e. an airplane that is freezing and about to crash), to whom or what would you pray?
i have a new fascination w. using -sicle after yap or nope. yapsicles. nopesicles. linzee had no idea wtf i was talking about on IM the other day.

18. If you were to have sex with a celebrity that is the same gender as you (if you are heterosexual, otherwise- a star of the opposite gender), who would it be?
like full on. or like i got drunk & had a spring break triple kiss moment? probably angelina jolie. but she looks like shed talk too much afterwards. shut it angelina. i'm not adopting any babies w. you. chill.

19. Is poetry a luxury?
i find it an annoyance. i dont like poetry. i say it w. mix tapes.

20. Invent a new word, and define it.
oh my favorite word!!
trotch: derrogatory name for a girl, rhymes w. crotch.
usage: did you see that trotch hitting on her best friends man?

21. Pop-a-matic bubble or 20-sided dice?
quarters & beer pong.

22. Miller's Crossing or Wedding Crashers?
i have this odd fascination of sleeping w. owen wilson & i'm not even into blondes. and he has a super funny nose, but he just looks like he'd be fun to blaze.

23. Coincidence or synchronicity?
i like irony.

24. What previous era, besides the present, would you like to have lived in?
swingin' 60's london. but mainly cuz i dig british dudes.

25. Describe your perfect Sunday?
morning blazin', get on my bike, bloody mary brunch, ride around more on my bike, hot wings & beers at croxley. home for simpsons. blaze again. call it a wrap.

26. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
eh i dont know. wait. mikee told me a joke once. what do you call 10,000 lesbians w. machine guns? militia etheridge.

27. Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?
wait have you met my friends? better yet have you ever met my ex-boyfriends? right. i keep them around to make me look good.

28. Would you prefer to be blind or deaf?
naked. wait. what?

29. Hanged or shot?
of patron. please. or jameson.

30. In conversations, do you think you listen more, or talk more?
you know i'm awfully shy. and whats the word, introspective, and quite mild mannered & what not. you know. just the way i am. cant help it gotta be me. (sike)

31. Do you like to go to the movies or go out to eat by yourself?
sometimes. but it makes me feel weird & moody & adolescent like i'm having some my so called life moment w. myself. and no one understands me & i'm alternative or something.

32. Would you kill one person to save the lives of two?
if that one was talking smack about me. yes. talkin' smack, get you smacked. feel that.

33. What are you most grateful for in your life?
right now? the c.o.bigelow mint infused lip something something i bought today. holy shit no really.. just kiss me.

34. Are your closest friends older or younger than you?
its a mixed bag affair.

35. What do you want to do (or have you done) in your life that people will remember you for after your death?
just that i was huge on the internet. no big deal. small time aspirations over here.

36. Have you ever made a wish that came true?
wishes are for suckers.

37. Is regret ever useful?
only when it gets you laid.

38. "History repeats itself." True or false?
you mean like when you break up but you still blaze. i hate when that happens.

39. On a polo shirt- collar popped up or worn down?
today ernie at pomodoros pizza was wearing a bright turquoise short sleeve polo, i said damn ernie you look good! thats a good color for you. he said some people dont think so. then this 85 year old grandma of an italian woman standing next to me goes, she's right thats a good color for you. that little grandma was so cute.

40. What would you like written on your epitaph?
smell you later.

41. What band would you most like to come play for you at your next birthday?
i'm still waiting for a new edition reunion tour.

42. What is the meaning of life?
enjoy now. pay later. keep runnin'.