This is a Boyfriend Application. Fill it out. Have fun.
Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Sexuality:
Favorite Color:
How do you feel about feet?
Favorite food:
Favorite cartoon:
Favorite song:
Favorite movie:
Is your heart currently located on your sleeve? Y/N
If so, why?
Occupation:
Favorite word:
Do you love to laugh? (If you're smart, you'll circle "Yes." If you're not smart, you won't know which is "Yes." In which case, don't turn in this application.) Y/N
Btw: I'm an ass.
Where were you born?
Religion (If any):
Favorite old T.V. show:
Do you consider yourself an open-minded person?
Diamonds or Pearls?
Phobias (If any):
Is your refrigerator running?
Are you a PT that likes hanging out at FP?
Is your name Ted?
(If so, then throw this application away.)
Do you like to watch the special features/commentary on DVDs?
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Do you mind that I'm a "Giddy" person?
(If so, STFU!)
Do you like Dane?
(If you don't know whom "Dane" is just by his first name… just stop. Stop right here. Don't go any further.)
Who is your favorite Carebear?
Do you like musicals?
Do you mind that I sometimes make-out with my gay best friend?
(If so, too bad.)
What's your favorite carnival ride?
Would you make fun of me for saying MTNT instead of TMNT?
(If you have no clue what I'm talking about… you suck.)
What is your favorite crayon color?
Dinosaurs or Unicorns?
Pirate or Ninja?
Dragon or Buddha?
Spiderman or Superman?
Are you superstitious?
If so, elaborate:
What do you want to do with your life after high school? (Be as specific as possible… without writing an entire novel.)
Favorite animal:
Do you mind that I'm a "Fag-Hag"?
(If so, get over it.)
Are you homophobic?
(If so, we might have problems.)
What is your favorite sound?
Favorite holiday:
Favorite season:
Why are you filling out this application?
What are your feelings about children?
Do you like Transformers?
Drugs?
Alcohol?
Jesus?
Who is your favorite SNL cast member?
Are you emo?
Are you lieing?
Did you notice that I spelt lying wrong?
Did you know that there is no such word as "spelt"?
Who is your favorite Winnie-the-Pooh character?
If you could have dinner with five people (living or dead) who would they be?
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Do you play videogames?
If so, do they rule your life? (Be honest.)
(If you answered "yes" to the second question… get a life.)
Do you like to talk to tomatoes?
Would you mind staying home on a Saturday night just watching movies and eating food of our own creation and laughing into the wee hours of the night?
Why did you allow yourself to get this far into my Boyfriend Application?
If you did get this far… you're a cool kat.
Thanks for playing.
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