The hard part about news of Sarah Palin's shopping spree is trying to comprehend what $150,000 worth of clothing and accessories really amounts to. How to translate such a sum into terms that Joe and Jane Plumber can relate to? I'm gonna try my best with the following Sarah Palin fashion show. Take a look for the answer to today's big question...What the heck is Sarah Palin wearing?
Nothing like a fun fashion show to cheer us up in a financial crisis. Here comes Sarah to the stage now! In this photo she's wearing the split-level home you were forced to leave under supervision of State marshals following bank foreclosure. Wave hello!
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Here we see Sarah Palin wearing a lovely two piece ensemble. The top is the blood thinning medication your deceased husband could no longer afford. And the pants are made from a year's supply of gasoline for your '97 Toyota Celica.
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Looking sharp Sarah! The average American's annual expenditure on heat, hot water, and electricity really brings out your eyes!
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So regal! Sarah greeted Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari wearing a very comfortable semester of college tuition for one of your children. Bet Asif was impressed!
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Under God, but over the bra! Here Sarah delivers the Pledge of Allegiance with her hand held to a beautiful black and gray sweater made of 100% pure medical insurance for your whole family. You can bet that's keeping her warm on the trail!
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Can't forget a veep's best friend! Palin walks tall on heels built from all six months of your unemployment payments (for which you are no longer eligible).
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Zow! Those boots are made for walkin'! Sarah keeps her calves nice and toasty in a sexy pair of monthly grocery bills for a family of four.
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What's little Piper carrying? Is that the bill you received for your ambulance ride following that failed suicide attempt you made after losing your 401-K last month? She looks so grown up doesn't she? Doesn't she? Hey, you still there? Uh oh...