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Many of you don't realize that this page is a public service compliments of yours truly. How many other sources do you hear THE TRUTH from?!?! I tell people to eat shit on TV!! That's why I'm not allowed on TV!!!!! I'm a lot like Osama Bin Laden. Did you even know that he had three platinum albums in Pakistan (before he was killed by Navy SEAL Team 6 in 1999!!!) Here's some fucking truth for you today. We are about to enter a dark period of giant robots and death. The military is developing gigantic humanoid robots to stage a war against peaceful aliens that will visit us in 2012. The aliens will be forced to exterminate the human race (except those of us who helped in the extermination process). That's the truth. You better start learning how to make pipe bombs and shit because these aliens are fucking big lizard fuckers. The first officially recorded contact was made in the 1973. The lizard people gave us shit like microwaves and salvia. I've heard some people say that some phantom planet (or dwarf star) is going to have a near collision with our sun and basically fry us via radiation and magnetic storms. No more iPods, bitch. I don't think that's going to happen because the same people were also pushing some kind of Jesus agenda. Don't listen to that crock of shit. God gives a piss. I'm totally off point here. It's a public news service now. I realize how important it is to get what I know out to the general public. I'm getting paid shitloads by McDonald's to say all this shit. That's all you have to know. Talk to me. I've got the fuckin' news. Alright? Got it? Alright. Fuck off. No. Wait. Proofread this for me.
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