Hello everyone!

Forgive me, but I haven't had time yet to answer my previous blog's technical questions. Soon, though.

In the meantime though, here are 20 questions from SUZE!!

I will get to them very soon.


THE GOLDEN QUESTIONS:

1. What would be your ideal meal?
Wow! What a question!! Hmmmm...as a kid, I always answered "Cheese Ravioli!!" without hesitation. But that was before I knew what sushi was. Still....hmmmm...let me see...
If I had to choose a "last meal," it would probably be ruined by the fact that it WAS my last meal and there'd be no way for me to enjoy it...so, in that case, I'd probaby just ask for some Necco Wafers and a tea.
But! If you invited me over and said I could have ANYTHING I wanted for dinner, I'd unhesitantly would reply--"Anything from the ocean!!" A mixed-combo platter of broiled seafood would do it!! Nothing fried. Plus sashimi and sushi as well!! Just a million tiny little tastes of different things would be ideal...one after another.
Also, I love a traditional Thanksgiving meal. Turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie...it's all so good, but tends to be too filling. In fact, the ONLY time I ever threw up from eating too much was on Thanksgiving, back in like 1984. (I know...it's disgusting.)
Also--I still LOVE Italian food. All of it.
I know though...the question was for an "ideal meal." So...I'd say: broiled seafood dishes, a little rice, some sushi, jasmine tea, and green tea and black raspberry ice cream for dessert. And NO CHECK!!! Thank you.

2. What is your most favorite sound in the world?
I like things that purr...be it--cats, car engines or Roy Orbison.
Also, I like the human voice...depending on the person, obviously. Orson Welles reading something...or a soothing girl's voice in the middle of the night...or even the vocal harmonies of The Beatles...it all thrills me to my core.
Conversely--my least favorite sound would also be a human voice--like an annoying, nasally voice. Or a super-dumb voice. Whatever personality was getting through, that I found unpleasant, that would be the real source of my misery.

3. What object is your most favorite thing to draw?
I constantly doodle faces--ugly, monsterous faces. Bulging, blood-shot eyes, big teeth, dripping tongues, stubble, folds of fat, sweaty flesh...I love to draw it all. It's like--you can't make a mistake!! It's ugly!! It's supposed to be ugly!!
And my love of this definitely comes from drawing/copying Odd Rods--which were bubble-gum stickers from my youth. They look much like Ed "Big Daddy" Roth's Rat Fink and monsters driving hot-rods.
Also, I consider my collection of Odd Rods to be my most valueable possession...although not monetarily. (Did I spell that right?)


4. What is your recurring dream?

5. What is the weirdest thing you ever ate?

6. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

7. What is your greatest hope?

8. If you couldn't be where you are at the moment and HAD to instantly teleport somewhere else, where would you go?

9. Do you believe in U.F.O.s?

10. Name a quirk that makes you Joe Matt.

11. Which ice cream flavor do you like best?

12. What is your favorite sleeping position?

13. What is something you're deeply passionate about?

14. How often do you talk with your mom or dad?

15. Do you play any musical instruments?

16. What mysterious thing do you wish to know the answer to?

17. If there is reincarnation after death, what would you choose to come back as if you cannot be human again?

18. What is your favorite color?

19. Which color do you like least?

20. What, do you feel, are people's first impression of you and is it correct?


Okay, that's it! Pretty good questions, huh? I knew they would be.

My answer's will be FASCINATING!!! Tune back.

Actually, I'm just kidding. The only answer I know for POSITIVELY for sure is my least favorite color.

Still...thank you, Suze! And I will get to these a.s.a.p.

By the way, I'm typing this in an LA moped-repair shop known as Choke. There are 3 vintage pinball machines here and I can be found playing them almost any day of the week. Even now, my arms are sore from playing. Still, my name adorns a plaque here for having the high score on one of the machines. It says: Joe "Loverboy" Matt: 163,970. And the machine's name is SURF CHAMP. What? You don't care? But this is my life's BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT!!! Haha.

Anyway, the machine's are beckoning again, so I must go.

And please--don't bother telling me to get to work! I stay up all night, every night, working. Well...in addition to other things.

Okay--bye!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, SUCKERS!!!!

~Joe