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"KABOOM!"
Audience member Kal Vanderstein broke the sound barrier with a jaw drop so vicious the devil himself fled in terror. Who invited the devil? The sweet sounds of Tiny Danza. Who shut the door behind him? Self proclaimed Atheist, and closet altar boy, Matt 'dreamstrings' Russo.
Was it that good? Yes, yes it was. 100 some odd people crammed into a venue big enough for a King, to sit alone in. It was intimate to say the least. "I lost my virginity three times trying to get from the third row to the second." said longtime Tiny Danza member Galen Hogg, who was simply trying to get back his box of smarties. " I thought it was empty, so I tossed it to the crowd, only to hear a jingle in the box that could have only been made by a clash of candy shells."
Matt "dreamstrings" Russo, had a very different night, however. It all started when he received a vision from the Lord Jesus Christ. "He kept telling me not to play the guitar with my hands," exclaimed a newly excited Matt Russo. " but he needed to go no further, for I knew it was time to start playing with my heart." And play with his heart he did. "I've never seen a man just stand there and do nothing when it was time to do a solo." said long time confidant Andrew Santaguida.
"It was one of the gayest shows I had ever seen" raved closet homosexual 'Action' Jackson. We could only assume this was a compliment.
9:42 PM
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