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City: Toronto
State: ON
Country: CA
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paj (2)
Sunday, December 24, 2006 
The shopping malls are packed. There's an overwhelming sense of togetherness around the city. Suicide rates are up. This can all only mean on thing: Tiny Danza had another show.
And what a show it was. Everyone from "Who's that guy?" to "She's not interested in you Galen" was there, and they all agree on one thing: Of all the Tiny Danza shows they have seen, this one was the most recent.
But the compliments didn't stop there. Someone went so far as to say " 5 dollars to get in? That's not bad I guess". Not bad at all my friend, not bad at all.
The band was faced with a dilemma early on when they were informed that their vocalist Andrew 'Box Cutter' Craig had become ill. With a sick vocalist, most bands would have broken up and gone their separate ways. Not Tiny Danza. They pumped him full of drugs and started the show. Said Andrew Craig, "Cold, so very cold".
Paige Stewart, long time Tiny Danza groupie, said the show was so amazing it blew her mind. "Play your cards right," she went on to say "And my mind won't be the only thing blown tonight". Unfortunately, Galen 'Speakeasy' Hogg didn't quite understand and lost his life's savings in an action packed game of go fish.
That's it for now. See you next time.

There are two types of people in the world: Those that have seen Tiny Danza play, and those with herpes.
12:23 AM
 
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paj

 

It was a magical night on December 22nd; the air thick with dew, lights casting halos around street-worn lamp posts and the musical notes of Tiny Danza pouring out onto the Bloor St. side walk from the Concord Cafe. After the show had begun a warm feeling blanketed over me, surrounding, engulfing me, transforming the outer world into a brighter, crisper, more colorful place. Of course 62% of those feelings were clearly the Demerol and Tylenol 3’s I had been popping… another 20% due to the drinks I was unmistakably warned against mixing them with… though I’m sure that last 28% had something to do with the show.

 

Being given the news that I might not be able to attend the show only weeks earlier due to life threatening surgery, I was determined to speedily recover and walk again, if only for one night, if only… for Tiny Danza. Miraculously my prayers were answered (*props god*) and not even severe dehydration, a significant amount of blood loss and enough drugs to kill a horse could stop me.

 

The show itself was the best I’ve seen yet. I can only assume each show will get increasingly better until their harmonious sounds make the room spontaneously erupt into orgasm… or they stop inviting me entirely. If any of you haven’t been able to make it out to one of their shows, I urge you, now is the time. More entertaining than a night of Britney out w/ Paris, more talented than a monkey on a typewriter, they’re the hot item of the season.

 

So I say to all those reading this, Merry Christmas, I hope you all get what you’ve asked for from Santa this year. Me? Hopefully he remembers that Philippino hooker I ordered, but I don’t see a large wooden crate with air holes in my basement yet so here’s to hoping my friends, here’s to hoping.

 

Merry Christmas Tiny Danza


 
Posted by paj on Monday, December 25, 2006 - 7:08 AM
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