Tuesday, November 03, 2009
http://www.seashepherd.org/news-and-media/news-091103-1.html
Fears, Jeers, Cheers, and Loathing for Sea Shepherd In South Park
Editorial by Captain Paul Watson
I knew as soon as I heard that
South Park would be lampooning Sea Shepherd and
Whale Wars
that it would be viciously brutal. No one gets a free ride with Trey
Parker and Matt Stone. But, I also knew that whatever they were
planning it would be good for the whales, and that was all that I was
really concerned with, so I was not disappointed.
Okay, so I get a harpoon through the head! Hey, s*@# happens!
The message came through loud and clear that the Japanese whalers
and dolphin killers are out of control and need some ass whooping.
The South Park episode of “Whale Whores” was a powerful
sucker punch on top of the media blows that we have been hammering the
Japanese whaling industry with for the past couple of years.
First, we hit them with two seasons of Whale Wars and then Louie Psihoyos followed through with his stunningly successful documentary The Cove.
Then as the Japanese government and cetacean serial killers were
reeling from those cellulose blows, Captain Stan comes out of Colorado
cartoon land to slam them with all the fantasy violence and ridicule
they can muster, and true to form, they don’t disappoint.
My understanding is that the Japanese Prime Minister was not amused
and the whalers and dolphin killers are enraged at the way they were
portrayed. That’s music to my ears. If the humorless whale killers and
the bank rollers of the dolphin killers did not like the show, then
that’s all I need to applaud it.
I could not care less how I was personally ridiculed, lampooned, and
insulted. Hell, being ridiculed, lampooned and insulted on South Park
is a declaration to the world that Sea Shepherd and Whale Wars are
effective and have cracked through to the other side of the media
culture curtain. Yes sir, we are now on the same carnival sitting duck
gallery as my old buddy Sean Penn, and Nicole Kidman’s ex-husband Tom
Cruise and the Scientologists.
I get called insulting names all the time by irrelevant trolls on
the internet and it’s never bothered me because I’ve always felt that
no one makes any social reform progress in this world without pissing
off a great many people, and the more people you piss off, the more
progress you make. But it’s one thing to piss off the hoopleheads and
quite another to piss off the elite in the government and the media.
Pissing off the Fox Network is a piece of cake (I’ve done that a few
times), but to attract the attention of Comedy Central, that’s a step
up in the media food chain.
This is especially true for environmentalists and conservationists.
We’re in the business of really pissing people off and I could fill a
book with the letters and e-mails I’ve received threatening to kill me
or just expressing their hysterical hatred for me. The pages are
practically soggy from the foam dripping from their angry, drooling
mouths.
And I love it. I do so love making people angry, making them think
and confronting them with the ecological realities of what they are
doing to this Earth and their diminishment of the wondrous diversity of
species that share this planet with us.
Like Parker and Stone, I am an unashamed misanthrope and that pretty much makes me immune to criticism and ridicule.
This week the Kihansi spray toad was declared extinct. There are
17,000 species that we know of that are rapidly slipping toward
oblivion. We will lose more species of plants and animals between 2000
and 2065 than the planet has lost in the last 65 million years and all
because of the ecological irresponsibility of one species, my very own Homo sapien arrogantus ignoramus.
So in light of this biological holocaust, I get slightly amused when
anyone suggests that being ridiculed by South Park is cause for
personal concern.
In fact, I think that the characters in South Park so accurately
reflect the apathy and stupidity of humanity that it is downright
frightening to ponder on just how close to reality the show actually is.
This particular episode of South Park titled “Whale Whores” slams
the Japanese culture, but it also takes shots at American culture. It
smacks down vegans and meat eaters alike, it ridicules Larry King,
myself and my crew, unleashes Godzilla on the cowardly whalers,
sniggers at the Hiroshima bombing, massacres the Miami Dolphins,
firebombs and sinks the Nisshin Maru, kamikazes the Steve Irwin,
kills off my crew, wipes out the whalers, mocks television, bitch slaps
the crew of the Deadliest Catch, and does all this in a mere twenty
minutes of way over the top violence, racism, sexism, and every kind of
politically correct ism there is in an perverse orgy of slapstick humor
supporting a ridiculously silly plotline that these pathetically
successful evil geniuses manage to pull off in their particularly nasty
minded manner.
In other words- it was frigging great!
And most importantly right there on the side of our ship in big bold
cartoon characters was “
www.Seashepherd.org” and they actually spelt it
right. Now how in hell could I complain about that?
The audience receiving the message of the horrific and illegal
slaughter of the whales and dolphins was boosted tremendously, and
people who had never heard of Sea Shepherd or even Whale Wars, were introduced to us, and the issue, and that can all be summed up by saying it was one mother of a media success.
Someone told me that they thought it was overly negative that I was
depicted and slandered as lying about the whales, about being shot
blah, blah, blah… Of course the media culture is one big super lie so
that does not bother me. The truth is the truth, but unfortunately the
truth does not hold much currency these days. Lies sell and because of
this, sorting out lies from truth has become impossible. Ask any
politician or corporation.
Did I lie about being shot by the Japanese? No, but I can’t prove
it, and if I can’t prove it then people are free to speculate all they
wish. It would have helped if the Australian Federal police had done a
forensic analysis of the bullet but they refused to look at it, using
the excuse that they did not have jurisdiction. The Dutch where our
ship is flagged did not want to see it. The Americans and the Canadians
(for which I hold passports) did not want to see it. In the end I
dropped it into the hands of William Petersen who plays Gil Grissom on CSI Las Vegas.
He looked at it and his “expert” opinion was “yep, it looks like a
bullet.” So, that’s good enough for me. Besides I know the truth and
that’s all that’s important to me. I could not give a flying fig what
anyone else thinks.
So if Stan wishes to call me a liar, then Stan can take a number and
join the line of the multitudes who have already done so. Besides in a
world where millions of people still believe that global warming is a
lie, that Barack Obama does not have a birth certificate, and world
leaders swear they have personal conversations with God, being called a
liar carries very little weight. When you think of it, we live in a
culture of lies and one person’s truth is simply another person’s lie.
Sarah Palin just wrote a book full of lies and it’s a national best
seller.
Are we “vegan pussies” pretending to be pirates, as the show says?
It was the Japanese and Norwegians who first called us pirates, not us,
but I’d rather be depicted as a “vegan pussy” than a deranged killer.
It’s easy for Captain Stan to kill off the whalers in fantasyland but
for those of us caught up in reality, we have to have a different set
of rules and our first concern is that no one gets hurt and the second
is that we stay out of jail. Unlike Stan and the boys, we can’t write
our way out of the hoosegow.
Our campaigns to the Southern Ocean have been and are being
effective. We have managed to cut kill quotas nearly in half, and we
have prevented the taking of 90% of the Fin whale quota. We have cost
the Japanese whaling fleet loss profits for three years running and we
have publicized the illegal slaughter of whales and dolphins by
Japanese whalers globally and much to the embarrassment of the Japanese
government. We know what we’ve achieved and with that knowledge we can
sit back and laugh at ourselves and at the whalers and enjoy the parody.
Whale Wars has made us stronger, and as I predicted before the airing of South Park, Stan’s temporary fantasy takeover of my ship has brought us even more support.
As we prepare to return to the Southern Ocean for the sixth campaign
to oppose the Japanese whalers, we have made sure to pack a DVD of South Park
for the amusement of the crew and I’m thinking we should catapult a few
copies onto the deck of the Japanese whaling boats to lower their
morale.
I can’t help thinking just how funny it is that Dutch board member
Alex Cornelissen, who will be accompanying me on this next campaign,
with a sailors toque on his head, looks a little like Captain Stan from
South Park. Maybe things will get a little more lively, who knows, we’ll have to wait and see.
That bloody harpoon gave my big head a big headache, but like Kenny,
I’m back and ready to rock and roll back on down to the Southern Ocean
to toss butter bombs and more at those funny but deadly sushi-eating
whale killers on the whaling ships.
So folks, stay tuned for Season Three of Whale Wars on Animal Planet and Discovery.