I'm a striking writer.

Ha!  you may say.  And I'll respond with a Ha! of my own. 

I'm not really a writer, not in the WGA/credited/IMDB/real world sense.  I've written a few things that have come in no higher than 11th in small contests.  I list my RPG character as "screenwriter" in chat room profiles.  I make a good salary at a good job with a good sense of stability and reality. 

I still wish I could be carrying a sign and yelling "Good night!  We won't write!" or "Pay us for the DVDs, or we'll stay out here till we freeze!"  Also, Tina Fey looks hot carrying a picket sign. 

And besides, being a member of WGA beats being a member of the Film Actors Guild...