THE CHEAP POET GETS HIGH ON CHEESE
by: It on the Floor

It: So what exactly do you do?
TCP: I am The Cheap Poet.
It: What does that mean?
TCP: The Cheap Poet, what part of it you don't understand?
It: Sorry, it is a bit complicated for me. Does that means your poems are a little absurd?
TCP: Not really, they are more like ridiculous.
It: So that makes you ridiculous then?
TCP: No, it makes me absurd. Like you.
It: Absurd and Ridiculous... (burp)
TCP: They are ridiculous, I am absurd and my pen do drugs.
It: So, you have a drug addict pen?!
TCP: I know, he is in rehab at the moment.
It: and What do you do while your pen is on rehab?
TCP: Be the sheep poe and get high on cheese.
It: plof!

end of interview