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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 33
Sign: Gemini

City: MONROE
State: Louisiana
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/21/2006

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Greg (2)
Wednesday, January 21, 2009 
Ok, I'm about to share way too much information here, but I just have to share my story as an example of how our allegedly American retail industry (and customer service in general) has reached new levels of stupidity.

Recently I ordered a bra online.  For those of you already wondering, let me explain.  I am not one of those people who can just walk into Victoria's Secret and purchase a bra.  Mainly because Vicky doesn't manufacture bras to fit my abundant God-given assets.  No, there is not a single store in a two hour radius of me where I can purchase such incidentals.  Therefore I rely on the wonderful world wide web when I need such things, and unfortunately pay what the average person pays for a concert ticket. 

So, getting back to my story... I recently ordered a brassiere, and when it arrived about a week later, I discovered that it was not sized properly, and so I had to return said brassiere.  Deciding that it was the style of the bra that caused the problem, I requested an exchange for one identical to some I have purchased in the past.  So, other than the 3-4 week wait the company usually takes to process exchanges, I was then happy because I would be getting a bra that 1) would fit and 2)would be comfortable, as I was already familiar with said bra.  Right?

Wrong!!  Finally today, which wasn't actually 3 or 4 weeks, but was still plenty long enough when you've run out of bras that fit properly, my new package arrives in the mail.  Well, let me just say I'm not even going to waste my time in contacting customer service via phone to complain, because they obviously don't speak any English!!! 

If they did, they would recognize the difference between a "B" and a "G"!!!  And I must say, even if the person completing the exchange had trouble deciphering my handwriting (the exchange form that I mailed in was handwritten), anyone with an ounce of common sense would realize that there is quite a significant difference between a "B" and a "G".  I mean, come on.  Just hold up the bra and freakin look at it!  A "B" is what tweens with mosquito bites wear.  A "G" is what a Penthouse model wears.  (Not that I profess to be a Penthouse model, but you get my point.)  Besides, if I wore a "B", why would I spend $40 on an ugly ass bra when I could just buy a cheap $5 thing at Wal Mart???  I promise you, for $40, I could buy a rhinestone bejeweled "B", complete with hand-stitched lace and inflatable padding. 

So now, I once again have to pay (I'm really mad about that part) to ship back another bra that does not properly "enhance my assets," and wait another indeterminable amount of time to be granted the wish of a brassiere that fits.  The worst part?  I can't even complain to anyone at aforementioned company, because if they get nasty and decide not to grace me with their product, I will have to find some other online retailer and pay closer to $100 for an over the shoulder boulder holder.  Ugh, the perils of being blessed with big bosoms
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Greg

 
I'm sorry for the lack of "support" you're feeling from said company. It would probably help is said company made it part of their policy to hire people that are as blessed as you are in areas other than "catalogue product model". Is there an "inspected by" tag anywhere to be found in the packaging? If so I'd call this sham of a bra company and demand to speak to that person. I'd also demand to speak with the sassiest "big momma" black woman on their staff. She no doubt will have been blessed quadruply by God and be able to ascertain the gravity of your situation. If nothing else, she'll whip some ass because some fool can't read or look at the little pictures that illustrate the increase in size from B to G! Sadly if the customer service department is "overseas", you may be faced with a support staff that isn't familiar with anything larger than an A; in which case a B seems HUGE to them. No offense to any "overseas" women or anything,not all of them are A's. But I think we all know which "overseas" women I'm talking about cause they have the "overseas" men to match... generally speaking. Anyway, I wish you the best of luck with your "tit slings".
If I were you, I demand they pay the shipping since they can't read!
BTW if I've offended anyone reading this, they can take it up with my customer service department!
 
Posted by Greg on Thursday, January 22, 2009 - 5:29 PM
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Nichole

 
Your thought about contacting Big Momma isn't a bad idea. Maybe she and her prison ministry sisters can pray for my boobs to miraculously shrink and fit into this sorry excuse for pasties that they sent me.


As for the overseas comment, I can't help but be reminded of a certain college friend whom I was "lucky" enough to view in one of those random moments that only happens in college. Anyway, it was a unique experience, being the first time I was able to verify this age-old myth. Without going into too much detail, let me just say that I decided then I understood why there's so much asian lesbian porn on the web. Cause trust me, I'm no muff diving expert, but my tongue could reach a lot more places than his thimble.

 
Posted by Nichole on Thursday, January 22, 2009 - 5:41 PM
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Campbell's

 
OMG! I am dying over here! I can only imagine who you would be referring to! Cheers to the TATAs! They are a blessing and a curse! Long live Otto Titslinger.

 
Posted by Campbell's on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 5:23 AM
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Nichole

 
ha ha ha well, aren't you glad he wasn't your boyfriend? although he did unfortunately spend a whole lotta time in your dorm room.

 
Posted by Nichole on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 2:09 PM
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