I nearly didn't buy this as I wasn't sure a straight banana would be good for you. They're normally curved you see.  However I was so intrigued and charmed by this little freak that I took it and I ate it. And it tasted exactly like any other banana.  Quite baffling. It is very straight.

Been thinking about biscuits too.  Recently I had the luxury of both hobnobs and jammy dodgers in my newly purchased asda price biscuit tin.  However I've found that a) Jammy dodgers are not subtle enough to have with a cup of tea.  They try and steal the show.  and b) hobnobs are perfect. possibly the best friend of the cuppa. don't say rich tea, their texture is too glossy.