Several of my recent songs have been entered into the grand-mal cluster fuck of a "song contest" known as garageband.com. Mostly to quench my narcissistic thirst for written reviews of my music. That's really where the comedy is. You can check it all out at
GARAGEBAND.COM/ARTIST/DESTROYAHHere's what one upstading person had to say about the song "Everything". This happens to be the very first review I got from that site:
Im Hungry
I jerked of 3 times in the span of this 2 minutes. Im shootin blanks now, thanks to your phenomenal beats. Melody sounds like my cat shitting in her litter box, and i almost got a hernia trying to comment on the sequencing.
Good Effort. Extra Credit: Female Vocals, Beat, Stupidest Song I've Ever Heard.
- wherestheescape
Poonville, Alabama
October 27th, 2008