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Current mood:  confused Category: Life
Now as you all know I have moved to facebook, however they just don't have the option of me dictating a message to all my fans, worshippers & friends. There has been so many things happening here that I finally just sat my momma down and demanded she transcribe this bulletin!My microboard is really moving along and it looks as though we have found some assistants for me that have half a brain! well that is what momma says...me on the other hand thinks someone should have a talk with them!These ladies want me to do......*gulp*......MANUAL LABOR!!~ I know..I know...shocking!~ its just horrible. Apparently no one told them who I AM*hmmph*First it was dusting the television while it was OFF! then it was pushing the dang vacuum thingy across the rug *which I have now learned to turn OFF hehehe* and now...now.....I am being forced to do DISHES!! ME? *sigh*Although once I got past the idea it was forced labor I found that I quite like the bubbles and splashing dishwater on my staff hehe. One time I even insisted on doing my sissy's dishes while I was at it...she was sooo excited and told me I was the best sister ever...of course she has no idea that I fully intend to use that little task against her one day ehhehe*And then to make things worse the evil assistant ladies are trying to make ME do laundry? wtf? I am sooo not a maid! I am ROYALTY DANGIT!!My puppy Obi is getting so big, his birthday is the 31st and he will be 2yrs old. Hard to believe he has been mine that long, also weird to think he wasn't always just here with me. I love watching t.v with him laying next to me, and I really love yanking his tail and smackin him on the head..it gets my giggle going hehehe. He is now at 98% accurate at picking up things that I drop and is bringing them to me instead of momma about 30% of the time now. He can catch his ball in the air now too!! My buddy Chase taught him that, its wicked kewl to see how high he can jump.So while I have been busy being used against my will for strenuous hard labor my momma has been plotting more against me. She was gone last weekend to some 'workshop' thing and I was here at home with my assistant have a grand ole time! I even broke the dustpan with my broom while sword fighting with my helper hehehe* But the fun was soon over, momma came home and she was totin some big ole binder and a keyboard thing. I wasn't too interested in it....until it became painfully clear it had something to do with me! Oh yah there she was all set to rock my world into another dictatorship controlled by her!*hmmph*This workshop thingy told her that I could communicate if I learned how to use this keyboard or words on a wipe off board....?? My question is WHO TOLD THEM??!!So all week now she has been shoving that wipe off board in my face and insisting that I point at a word for what I want....like she doesnt KNOW what I want? geeesh. There I was minding my own business and innocently asking for my remote for the t.v, I pointed right at it, made my usual annoyed vocalization and that crazy woman IGNORED ME!!She made me answer her with that silly board! Oooooo I was mad. I shoved that board right outta her hands and pointed at my remote again....but she didnt listen...she kept shoving that board at me....I wanna know whose idea this board was and where do they live??!!! I am gonna find out too, momma says I get to go with her to the next workshop...well they best be prepared cuz I am gonna do some communicating alright!! heheWell my days are otherwise full of adventures and good times. I have been painting with glitter glue, sorting marbles, writing encrypted messages on that wipe off board, going to the movies and hottie stalking at the mall I will keep ya posted..but if you dont hear from me in a while.....SEND A RESCUE TEAM IN!!~Until next time Angel Hugs & Smiles
1:04 AM
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