You know how it is...

You work your tail off all week,
having to deal with the crap life throws at you on a daily basis.

So naturally, when Friday night finally comes,
you just KNOW you’re dying to head out on the town to see a movie
with questionably liberal rhetoric about the war and potential Presidential assassination
within the context of a university environment… and STUFF!

Yeah… that’s right. I went there...


And now… you get your chance!

Attend the April 24 screening of “The Paradigm Shift”
at the Keith Albee Theater in Huntington,
then afterward, go to your nearest bar and play
“’The Paradigm Shift’ Drinking Game.”


Here’s how you play…

FIRST, attend the screening at 10pm and pay EXTRA CLOSE ATTENTION!
Every time you hear the phrase “Paradigm Shift” during the movie,
that’s one shot you MUST take at any bar of your choosing AFTER the screening.

SECOND, go to any bar of your choosing AFTER the screening.
(Pssst! It works so much better if you’re 21 or older with a valid I.D.)


Now Let’s Review:

You hear somebody say, “Golly gee whiz, that sure is a 'Paradigm Shift.'”
Later at the bar… knock one back.

“I always feel safe with the ‘Paradigm Shift’ in the house.”
Time to knock one back.

“Uh-oh, I think I’m gonna’ sneeze… ah… AH… ‘Paradigm Shift!!!’”
You guessed it! Knock… one… back!


BONUS!!!
Every time you hear the word "Teacake" during the movie,
take TWO shots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But enough of that crapola. Where does this crap happen???

WHAT: “The Paradigm Shift” at the Appalachian Film Festival
WHERE: Keith Albee Theater, 925 4th Ave., Huntington, WV
WHEN: Friday, April 24 at 10 p.m.
COST: $2... at the doooooooooorr!!!

DRINKING AGE AT A BAR... 21... at the doooooorrrr!


BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!!!
I lied. There really isn't!

Paradigm Shift!
Keith Albee!
Huntington!
The 24th!
10pm
Doooooooooorrrrr!!!!!