He Said , She Said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it..
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive , caring and Good- looking?
I said to him .. . . They already have boyfriends.

He said to me ...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. .. . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . .. .. Single women come home , see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home , see what's in bed and go to the fridge.