Do you believe in god?
-Not really no. Certainly not a 'God' god anyway.
Did you ever lie to your mother?
-Perhaps but nothing significant, only little white lies IF there was anything, but can't think of a thing.
Do you like cake?
-Yes
Do you have problems to fall asleep?
-Not all the time, but much more than most people, so yes, quite commonly. I never go "straight to sleep", ever.
What is your favourite colour?
-I like lots of colours for different things. All colours have their good things. But based on my clothes it would be black.
Are you afraid of certain noises?
-Err.. like someone unleashing a death-gurgling-scream outside my house or something? Sure, I'd be afraid of that!
If you were an object, what would you be?
-I AM an object, but I'm a human - NOT AN INSECT!
Do you eat too much?
-Nope
Would you buy this?
-Quite evidently YES.
Are you politcally active?
-I make the odd stand on certain issues, petitions and things, and I usually vote. But I wouldn't describe myself as especially 'active' no.
Do you feel aggressive sometimes?
-Yes, when playing Street Fighter sometimes. :-P But no, not really, it's not 'real' aggression like I've seen in others.
Are you nervous?
-Nope, I'm a very calm person generally.
If you were an animal, what would you be?
-I'd like to be a cat but I'd be a mouse probably, or a puppy.
Are you afraid of losing control?
-Heh, no, in some ways I love that. ;)
Do you suffer from headaches?
-Only very rarely these days thankfully. *touch wood* as I used to get migraines a lot.
Would you buy this?
-I already said YES.
Do you wear blue jeans in the office?
-Nope, never. Only blue jeans I have are VERY old ones which are only kept in case I need them for some excessively messy/clothing-destructive task.
Do you like flowers?
-I always appreciate them as a gift (given or received), but I do not really like flowers in general.
Are you afraid of water?
-No, not at all. I am a very good swimmer.
Do you sometimes wish you were another person?
-Yes
Do you masturbate?
-That's a bit personal innit!?! How rude! Umm. Well let's just say I've either been single or in long-distance relationships for the vast majority of my adult life.. & I'm not Catholic. YOU figure it out.
Would you buy this?
-It's already been bought!!
Did you believe in Santa Claus?
-SPOILER ALERT!!! - Nope, I was always told it was bobbins.
Did you ever kill an animal on purpose?
-Insects, yes. Nothing else. But I WOULD hurt a fly.
Are you afraid of hurting someone?
-Yes I am always afraid of hurting people, I always try not to.
Did you ever dismiss somebody?
-As in sack them? Nope, never had the power to do so. There has been someone I would've sacked immediately if I'd been able to do so though, and I actively recommended they were dismissed.
Would you buy this?
-It's still yes. :)
Did you ever dream you could fly?
-Yep, I can remember quite a few times I dreamt that.
Are you afraid of fire?
-I don't go "oh nooo fire!!" & run away or anything, but I have a healthy respect for it, and am not at all comfortable with people being even slightly careless with flames and things. So moreso than most people I expect.
Do you like music?
-Yes
Did you ever get water in your nose?
-Yes.
Would you buy this?
-Are you selling?
Are you afraid of spiders?
-I used to find them very unpleasant & would try to kill them if they messed with me. Now they only bother me when they surprise me, but I'm not really afraid anymore no.
Did you ever have sex with a person you didn't know?
-No
Would you buy this?
-No
Do you like reality shows?
-Nope, can't stand them. My life is always FAR more entertaining than this dribble.
Would you buy this?
-I was only kidding before, of course I would. I have done.
Would you buy this?
-I think you've figured that out by now.
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