Dearest beloved Sex Ninjas

I would like to make a spectacular announcement of epic proportions
...It has taken exactly 2 years and 4 months...(or by some counts
longer)...but the day has finally arrived...as of August 21st 2007...Poets and
Pornstars debut album, will finally and PROPERLY be released...and not
just on some dodgy online web outlet ...but in a completely adult and
grown-up way, available in stores NATIONWIDE....

Thats right, your nearest Target, your local record shop, your
friendly neighborhood, illicit, street-corner-lurking CD-hustler or any other
variation thereof will as of summer 2007 sell the greatest rock and
roll record ever made(...more or less)

YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!

Now normally I would take this sort of opportunity to make some
grandiose and otherwise preposterous statement about the momentousness of
this occasion...something along the lines of "this is the most amazing
event since the birth of the universe!!!" or "The future of Human
Evolution has now taken a whole new path into a uncharted realms of divine
wonderousness!!!"...or some such thing...but as it has indeed taken so
long in the making, and is still so completely new to us, and I admit,
also so as to avoid any random sort of "jinxing" situation, I will merely
settle on saying... Life is Good.

We want to thank Adrenaline Records, Warner Brothers/ADA and
Wenzl-Hopper for making this happen. You guys frikkin RAWK

AND THE GOOD NEWS DOES NOT STOP THERE, little lovelies....

We have completely re-recorded, re-mixed and re-mastered the record and
(as those of you that have already heard the samples on myspace will
know) IT SOUNDS AWESOME... In the true, awe-inspiring sense of the word.

AND YET MORE RADDNESS!!!!

We have added FOUR NEW KILLER SONGS to the record...

"Rock and Roll" which will be the first single

"In The Dark", probably the sexiest song ever written if we do say so
ourselves

"My Devil's Song" (also known as "sex wine women sugar magic money")

and a SPECIAL HIDDEN BONUS TRACK which'll rock your balls off (even if
you don't have any)

SO send us good Jedi vibes and keep your fingers crossed for us here in
2007 little lovers.